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Wanamasanga muachege watoto walale mtakufa wanangu!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mgen, Mar 16, 2011.

  1. mgen

    mgen JF Bronze Member

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    Ni kweli kabisaa imetokea uswazi!
    Dingi baada ya kuzamia masanga ya usiku kwa saana akarudi maskani kwake.
    Akaanza kudai uroda kwa mamaa. ndipo mamaa akamshauri poa, ila acha watoto walale vizuri.
    Dingi kwa vile masanga yalihamia kichwa cha chini, akafosi.
    Na mamaa akaona akubali yaishe.
    Mechi ikaanza kwa kishindo, wakati goli lilipo anza kupatikana, vilio vikasikika hadi mtoto mmoja akaamka. Alipo iona ile hali akainuka akachukua kisu na kumkita baba yake cha **** pyuu!(Jee kisu kingezama katikati kwenye mköýè?)
    Acheni ugomvi! acheni ugomvi! mtoto alibwaka
    Mamaa akamkumbusha unaona mambo yako ya mipombe!
    Dingi anaugulia nyumbani manake kashindwa kupata pf3 utajieleza nini polisi.
     
  2. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Mh haya bana
     
  3. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo kwenye red sijaelewa kabisa.
     
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hata me sijaelewa!
     
  5. wapalepale

    wapalepale JF-Expert Member

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    huyu mtoto ni wa umri gani mpaka awe na ujasili wa kuchukua kisu..........!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. IT Guru

    IT Guru JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe sipo peke yangu
     
  7. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    nilidhani nitaonekana kilaza mwenyewe!!
     
  8. IT Guru

    IT Guru JF-Expert Member

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    eh tupo wengi Susy :pout:
     
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