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wabongo ving'ang'anizi ... duh kweli huu umaskini wetu unatufunza mengi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Fredwash, Jan 11, 2011.

  1. Fredwash

    Fredwash JF-Expert Member

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    Wabongo kweli ni noma...check huyu mshkaji alivyokomaa kwenye interview:



    5000 candidates assembled in a large room for an interview

    Interviewer: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know
    JAVA may leave.

    2000 people leave the room.

    Man from Bongo says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but
    I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a
    try'

    Interviewer: Candidates who never had experience of managing
    more than 100 people may leave..

    2000 people leave the room.

    Man from Bongo says to himself ' I never managed
    anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What
    can happen to me?' So he stays.

    Interviewer: Candidates who do not have management diplomas
    may leave.

    500 people leave the room.

    Man from Bongo says to himself, 'I left school at 16
    (std seven) but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in
    the room.

    Lastly, Interviewer asked the candidates who do not speak
    Xitsonga to leave. 498 people leave the room.

    Man from Bongo says to himself, ' I do not speak one
    word of Xitsonga but what do I have to lose?' So he
    stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

    Everyone else has gone.

    Interviewer joined them and said 'Apparently you are the
    only two candidates who speak Xitsonga, so I'd now like
    to hear you have a conversation together in that
    language.'

    Calmly, Man from Bongo turns to the other candidate and
    says...... Mambo vipi?'

    The other candidate answers Poa mkuu... Naona
    umeng'ang'ana kinoma...!
     
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    Lubaluka JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaa Haaaaaa !!! Tutabanana hapa hapa mkuuuuu !!!
     
  3. Ehud

    Ehud JF-Expert Member

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    Dah hii kweli kali aisee!
     
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    SWADO Member

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    Hii imetulia mkuu big up sana
     
  5. Baba Mtu

    Baba Mtu JF-Expert Member

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    Angalau leo nimecheka kidogo!!!
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahahahaaaah!!
     
  7. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Wabongo noma
     
  8. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    imetulia
     
  9. R

    Rastad Member

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    Hii nimeipenda.kwel wabongo noma,
     
  10. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Wabongo ni maprofessional wa kila kazi, kama huamini muute mbongo yeyote mpe kazi yoyote tuone kama atashindwa
     
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