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....................Utaoa nani?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pure nomaa, Jan 4, 2012.

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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    Mmakonde>>atakulisha panya ukadhani kuku wa kienyeji

    Mchaga>>atakuuwa ili arithi mali

    Mmasai>>ukitoka tu mwenzako anachomeka mkuki nje anaingia ndani kupiga mzigo

    Mfipa>>atakuwekea limbwata uwe mume ***** hata kazini usiende

    Mhaya>>atakuletea ngoma,ukiweza unamalizia vifaa vilivyobakia mnafungua bendi

    Mhehe>>ukimkorofisha kidogo tu,utamkuta kajinyonga

    Msambaa>>achelewi kukuomba utumie mtandao wa tigo

    Mzaramo>>ikipita ngoma tu ujue siku hiyo utashinda njaa

    mkurya>>atakupa murder case,maana bila kumpiga ataona humpendi

    utaoa yupi?
     
  2. Ringo Edmund

    Ringo Edmund JF-Expert Member

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    msambaa.
     
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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    una undugu na david cameruni nini?
     
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    Oman - Muscat. Member

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    Kama nina kaka anataka mke. namchagulia bora mzaramo hapo!
     
  5. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    kwa wale ambao wahajaoa tu
     
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    malaika2 Member

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    SIJAONA WA KUOA HAPO. NAONGEZA KABILA LANGU LA KUOA
    Mpare>> Anajua bajeti
     
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    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaa, nina mchumba mpare hadi raha. Hana matumizi makubwa.
     
  8. Viol

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    wengi vicheche
     
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    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu heshima mbele watu tumewekeza huko.
     
  10. Mwana va Mutwa

    Mwana va Mutwa JF-Expert Member

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    bora mshambaa,aahhh sorry msambaa
     
  11. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu wanacheat sana
     
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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    yakheee wapenda tigo weye?
     
  13. Tz-guy

    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Itabidi niwe muangalifu.
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hapo kwa wafipa umechemka, dada zetu hawajui limbwata bhana!
     
  15. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Ebu niambieni kuhusu wanyamwezi,wanyakyusa na wameru
     
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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    mnyakyusa>>atakukangia mbuzi katoliki ujue ni kondoo

    mmeru>>ukimtuma sigara atakuletea bhangi akwambie ni sigara kali
     
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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    ntao Muhaya.. Maana nilivo nahamu ya kumiliki bendi...
     
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    vunjajungu JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani wasambaa mnawaonea,ukitaka ndoa ife basi omba tigo,labda umemix na wabondei/wadigo.hao usipokula tigo wewe si kidume.
     
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    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Wanyiramba aisee watamu lakini Loading....................................................................
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    Hakuna wanawake wanafiki kama wapare!fuatilia hata huyo uliyenae utagundua!
     
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