Kiranja Mkuu
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- Feb 18, 2010
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A poll-taker asked a young housewife what
form of birth control she and her husband
used.
'We use the bucket-and-plate method,'
replied the Woman.
'Umm, I'm not familiar with that method,'
the poll-taker replied, 'Could you explain it to
me?
'Well, it works like this. My husband's shorter
than me so he has to stand on a bucket
when we make love.'
'I see,' said the poll-taker, still confused, 'And
what happens then?'
'And when his eyes get as big as plates,' the
housewife continued, 'I kick the bucket out
from under him!'
form of birth control she and her husband
used.
'We use the bucket-and-plate method,'
replied the Woman.
'Umm, I'm not familiar with that method,'
the poll-taker replied, 'Could you explain it to
me?
'Well, it works like this. My husband's shorter
than me so he has to stand on a bucket
when we make love.'
'I see,' said the poll-taker, still confused, 'And
what happens then?'
'And when his eyes get as big as plates,' the
housewife continued, 'I kick the bucket out
from under him!'
