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Ungefanyaje kama ni wewe?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bushloiaz, Sep 16, 2011.

  1. Bushloiaz

    Bushloiaz JF-Expert Member

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    There were three men who were lost in the forest.They were then captured by cannibals.The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial.First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits.So all three men went on their separate ways to gather fruits.
    The first one came back and said to the king "I brought ten apples " The king then explains to him.You have to shove the fruits up your **s without an expression on your face or you will be eaten.The first apple went in...but on the second one he winced out in pain,so he was killed and went to heaven.The second one arrives and shows the king his fruits were berries.When the king explained the trial he thought to himself that should be easy.1 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter,therefore also was killed. The first and the second guy met in heaven.The first one asked "Why did you laugh,you almost got away with it.The second one replied " i know,but i couldn't help it. I was just doing great when all of the sudden that third guy showed up with all those watermelons!
     
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    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    ha ha ha...!
     
  3. Bushloiaz

    Bushloiaz JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo lazima le kwako mkuu
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Utani mwingine bwana.! We ungekuja na tango..
     
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    Kisima JF-Expert Member

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    Hapana, kitu cha carrot ndo ingependeza zaidi!
     
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