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unfaithful wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 22, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.

    For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.

    The husband put a gun to the n*ked man's head.

    The wife shouted,
    "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money."
    "He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake."
    "He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

    Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.

    He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"

    The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold."
     
  2. Masika

    Masika JF-Expert Member

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    hii tamu asante ila ningempiga japo ya mguu ili asije tena
     
  3. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Utakosa msaada kaka " hapo cha msingi tafuta small house nawewe uwe unapeleka matumizi huko"
     
  4. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha,Mi namchapa ya Kichwa
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaah! Hapo lazima apate hata ngumi kidogo.
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    stupid man,he should pull da triger to blow the man's head
     
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