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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Nyani Ngabu, Jul 2, 2012.

  1. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Hivi kwa nini lakini wewe? Kwa nini unanipigia simu kutoka namba ambayo ni "unavailable" halafu nikipokea husemi kitu, unakaa hewani kwa sekunde 10 halafu unakata simu?

    Tatizo lako ni nini hasa? Do you secretly admire me or what? Stop stalking me. Stop your stalking ways.
     
  2. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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  3. MadameX

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    Kongosho, si umwambie tu NN ya nini kumtesa mwenzio.
     
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  4. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Kumbe ni Konnie...
     
  5. Laigwanan76

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    Well ichunie utaona anaanza kuandika msg kama kweli ni secret amirere
     
  6. Kobello

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    GPS... Ukijua mitaa utahisi ni nani.
     
  7. KIKUNGU

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    Mmmmh kweli NN you'r a legend
     
  8. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Hahahaha...why you say that?
     
  9. Purple

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    Nikisikia sauti yako tu nabaki speechless..
     
  10. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Ni wewe kumbe eeh?
     
  11. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    utakosaje kuwa admired na vile we ni m-hot?
     
  12. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    abormination, ntamuadimaya braza?

    Ila kweli namkuwadia ila haelewi.

     
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  13. Kongosho

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    ha ha ha, wananisingizia tu hawa.

    Ila kwa nini wee uko hendsam mkorofi?

    Ukipokea afu ukisema tu 'hello' maneno yanamruka yote.

     
  14. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    naona sasa hivi hand held GPS zinataka kuwa bidhaa muhimu nyumbani kama masufuria lol

    sasa sijui huyu 'bipper' ni wa wapi? Labda atlantic ocean!!!!

     
  15. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Heheheee, thank you, thank you.
     
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    Elizabeth Dominic Platinum Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Unajua nini sista....huyu kila akipiga huwa namsikia anahema. Yaani nasema haloo haloo kama mara nne hivi...yeye hasemi kitu ila nachosikia ni yeye kuhema halafu anakata simu. Atakuwa nani huyu?
     
  18. Kongosho

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    ha ha ha, sijui.

    Afu ngoja niondoke hapa unanitafutia kesi.

    Ikungu unadhani mchezo, kama New York

     
  19. conveter

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    Serial Killer [​IMG]
     
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