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Unamfukuzaje mbu?

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Papa Mopao, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. Papa Mopao

    Papa Mopao JF-Expert Member

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    Ukisikia mbu anakutembelea, utamfukuza kwa njia gani?
    1. Kumbamiza kibao
    2. Kwa kummaliza kwa makofi
    3. Kwa kumbembeleza na kitambaa au
    4. Kwa kumpa ofa feki ya damu ukisikia anakung'ata unambana kwenye ngozi na kumsaga kwa vidole

    Wewe njia yako ni ipi?
     
  2. Kongosho

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    huwa namwambia 'Tokaaaaaa'
    anakimbia huyo.
     
  3. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    siwezi kumuua mbu.....am a lady....
     
  4. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha, biskuti waweza vunja kweli?

    Utakomaa?

     
  5. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    Mbu namuacha 'aninyonye' Asprin na @klorokwin zitamshughulikia baadae...
     
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  6. Freema Agyeman

    Freema Agyeman JF-Expert Member

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    akishiba hata kuruka huwa hawezi na ana short life span so usiwe na shaka mwache afaidi kitoweo
     
  7. Nicas Mtei

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    Nampga na nyundo
     
  8. WaliNazi

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    ...nampa bia...
     
  9. Judgement

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    Na kweli ! Uuwe na JUDGEMENT ikuache !
     
  10. Papa Mopao

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    Mbu hakimbii kwa kelele mwenzangu, mbu anakimbia kwa physical movements na upepo! Sasa inawezekana sauti yako ni unique kwa mbu!
     
  11. Papa Mopao

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    Khee! Basi mabawa ya mbu yanakupa burudan aisee...
     
  12. Papa Mopao

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    Labda tumpe shule ya kuvunja yai kwanza akifaulu hapo ndo ataweza kumfinya mbu akimtembelea!
     
  13. Mtambuzi

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    acha kinywa wazi akiingia kinywani mmeze..................Atakuwa kwisha habari yake..........LOL
     
  14. Papa Mopao

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    Ha ha ha ha ha hao watakuletea bia utalewa wakati wa tiba! Na baada ya hapo utaweza kumsaga mbu!
     
  15. Papa Mopao

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    Akishiba anatulia tuli na baada ya hapo anakurudishia damu yako anakuwa mwembamba tena! Hapo kumfinya inaanza upya!
     
  16. Papa Mopao

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    Kila saa tutasikia vishindo tuu puu mara paaa paaaa paaa utafikiri unapigilia misumari!
     
  17. Nicas Mtei

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    mpaka wote wafe.
     
  18. Papa Mopao

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    Atakunyonya hata kinywani Mtambuzi, ukiamka asubuhi mdomo umejaa vipele!
     
  19. Papa Mopao

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    Aisee hata wakiwa 8000 kwenye kila chumba, una kazi!
     
  20. Babkey

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    ...kwii kwiiiiiiiii kwiii.......
     
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