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Umdhaniaye sie kumbe ndiye...mh!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ZeMangi, Nov 28, 2011.

  1. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Wana JF,ktk mishemishe za hapa na pale mara jamaa m1 kapita na eskudo yake akanirushia matope bhana,jamaa kasimamisha gari na kushuka ili kuniomba msamaha,mm kwa hasira nikaanza kumkoromea,jamaa akaanza kujitetea "ooh...sasa jamaa yangu kuwa mpole naomba unisamehe"mm nikazid 2 kumkoromea, jamaa akajiongeza"ndg yangu kuwa muelewa hata wewe inaweza kukutokea"nikazidi kumkoromea jamaa akasema "ooh....hii kali leo lazima niitoe kwenye jamii forums"na mm hapo nikamuuliza kwa hasira"kwani ww unatumia jina gani kwenye kwenye jf?"jamaa kwa woga akaniambia "natumia ****"kwa kweli jina alilonitajia mhh...na mambo anayochangia humu...huwezi kuamini bonge la mstaarabu mtaani
    kwa kweli thiwezi kutaja a.k.a ya jamaa humu kwani hata yenyewe ni kichekesho tosha,au sijui nitaje?ila ngoja nithubiri kidogo,nitataja baaadae aithee.
     
  2. Abdulhalim

    Abdulhalim JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa kama humtaji unataka sisi tufanyeje? how is it a joke?
     
  3. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    sio iiiishu si nilishakuomba msamaha
     
  4. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    kwa hiyo thatha ndo huwez kuthubiri mpaka baadae?thatha ngoja nimtaje thatha...anaitwa 'wewe'ushamjua?kama una hasira kula moto
     
  5. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    Ukimtaja italeta tofauti gani...
     
  6. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    sitaji sasa
     
  7. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    pumbav zako, yani kukurushia vile vitope viduchu ndo umeamua uje kunidhalilisha humu jamvini?
     
  8. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Nilikuwa nasubiri ajilete mwenyeeewe....anaitwaaa...aagh.! a.k.a yake ndo inanitoka..ila nitakumbuka tu.
     
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    kisesa Member

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    hivi kweli wewe ni DJ MIXER? au nimsahaulifu?
     
  10. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    acha tu...ngoja nijaribu kuvuta kumbukumbu....anaitwaaaaaa....aah!nani vile..subiri kwanza nipokee cm....
     
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    Nico jonas Member

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    ndo nini sasa?joke yako haina maana iyo chukua tym.
     
  12. zumbemkuu

    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    sasa ndo nini?
     
  13. Kwisimla

    Kwisimla Senior Member

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    acha kuturusha roho, tutajie bwana......
     
  14. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    haaaaaa..!nichukue tym.!iko wapi sasa hiyo tym ndg?mbona siioni?
     
  15. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    ndo hiyo
     
  16. Abbasy

    Abbasy Senior Member

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    hakuna joke hapo
     
  17. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    hakunaga
     
  18. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Ungekuwa karibu yangu ningekutandika bonge la m-bao. Nadhani ungezimia.
     
  19. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    hee.....kabla ya hapo mm ningekudunga sindano ya uji wa moto mpk ulainike
     
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    sili Senior Member

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    Hadithi yako inatufundisha nini???
     
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