Tunaweza kutumia haka kamkataba ka ngono kujinasua.

[Rugas]

Now that kuna kusingiziana sana kwamba mtu kabakwa, inapendekezwa
contract hii, isainiwe kabla ya watu kufanya tendo la ‘ndoa’!


CONSENT FORM SIGNED BEFORE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
This certifies that, I,

​

the undersigned
female (hereafter referred to as the "screwee") about to enjoy sexual
intercourse with_________________________ (hereafter referred to as
the "screwer").I am above the lawful age of consent. I am in my right
mind and not under the influence of any narcotic or alcoholic
substances.
Theaforementioned screwer need not use any force, threats, coercion or
promises to influence me. Furthermore I, the screwee, am in no fear
of him whatsoever, and do not expect or wish to marry him. I do not
know if
he is married or not, and I do not care. I am neither asleep nor drunk,
I'm



entering this relationship with him because I love it and want it as
much as he does. In the event whereby I receive the full satisfaction,
which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness to
further

participation as soon as time permits. In addition, I will not act as
a witness against him nor will I file charges against him should I fall
pregnant, contract a sexual disease or feel that he is violating any
legislation, moral, legal or otherwise.

Signed naked before jumping into bed on this ________ day of the

______________ Month in the year 2009 .


Signature of screwee:_______________________________


Date of birth:______________________________________


Date of conduct:___________________________________



​

 

[Abdulhalim]

JF imevamiwa na makafiri lol

 

[Kelelee]

Now that kuna kusingiziana sana kwamba mtu kabakwa, inapendekezwa
contract hii, isainiwe kabla ya watu kufanya tendo la ‘ndoa’!


CONSENT FORM SIGNED BEFORE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
This certifies that, I,

​

the undersigned
female (hereafter referred to as the "screwee") about to enjoy sexual
intercourse with_________________________ (hereafter referred to as
the "screwer").I am above the lawful age of consent. I am in my right
mind and not under the influence of any narcotic or alcoholic
substances.
Theaforementioned screwer need not use any force, threats, coercion or
promises to influence me. Furthermore I, the screwee, am in no fear
of him whatsoever, and do not expect or wish to marry him. I do not
know if
he is married or not, and I do not care. I am neither asleep nor drunk,
I'm



entering this relationship with him because I love it and want it as
much as he does. In the event whereby I receive the full satisfaction,
which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness to
further

participation as soon as time permits. In addition, I will not act as
a witness against him nor will I file charges against him should I fall
pregnant, contract a sexual disease or feel that he is violating any
legislation, moral, legal or otherwise.

Signed naked before jumping into bed on this ________ day of the

______________ Month in the year 2009 .


Signature of screwee:_______________________________


Date of birth:______________________________________


Date of conduct:___________________________________



​

..i like this hehehehe...very creative.......screwer and screwee hehehehehe...nice!!!!

 

[Kagoma]

Evidence/Witnesses!!!!

Ha ha ha...................

 

[Bishanga]

Hivi JF inaruhusu watu kuvunjwa mbavu kwa kicheko,manake du!!!

 

[Teamo]

Now that kuna kusingiziana sana kwamba mtu kabakwa, inapendekezwa
contract hii, isainiwe kabla ya watu kufanya tendo la ‘ndoa’!


CONSENT FORM SIGNED BEFORE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
This certifies that, I,

​

the undersigned
female (hereafter referred to as the "screwee") about to enjoy sexual
intercourse with_________________________ (hereafter referred to as
the "screwer").I am above the lawful age of consent. I am in my right
mind and not under the influence of any narcotic or alcoholic
substances.
Theaforementioned screwer need not use any force, threats, coercion or
promises to influence me. Furthermore I, the screwee, am in no fear
of him whatsoever, and do not expect or wish to marry him. I do not
know if
he is married or not, and I do not care. I am neither asleep nor drunk,
I'm



entering this relationship with him because I love it and want it as
much as he does. In the event whereby I receive the full satisfaction,
which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness to
further

participation as soon as time permits. In addition, I will not act as
a witness against him nor will I file charges against him should I fall
pregnant, contract a sexual disease or feel that he is violating any
legislation, moral, legal or otherwise.

Signed naked before jumping into bed on this ________ day of the

______________ Month in the year2009.


Signature of screwee:_______________________________


Date of birth:______________________________________


Date of conduct:___________________________________



​

Hahahahaahahahahah!inatakiwa na SCREWER nae asign.
i like this

 

[Mbonea]

Aisee! hiyo kali

 

[Mwana va Mutwa]

mkuu rugas,
naruhusiwa kuka kopy/na ku printi haka kakitu au kako protected na haki za mtoaji?

 

[GP]

duh, hii ingetafasiriwa kwa faida ya wengi wengine kina kayuma bana!.
sasa mbona mashahidi hakuna, na wakiwepo nao watakua naked au???

 

[Rugas]

mkuu rugas,
naruhusiwa kuka kopy/na ku printi haka kakitu au kako protected na haki za mtoaji?

ruksa mkuu,
usjije letewa kitoto ulee,kumbe we lako lilikuwa starehe tu na si mengine.katakusaidia sana....hata kufatwa hutafatwa kabisa....

 

[Rugas]

duh, hii ingetafasiriwa kwa faida ya wengi wengine kina kayuma bana!.
Sasa mbona mashahidi hakuna, na wakiwepo nao watakua naked au???

hapo mkuu,mtumiaji anaweza kuboresha kidogo...akaweka mashahidi na masharti ya mashahidi...wanaweza kwa wawili,nao jinsia tofauti alafu naked....balaaaa!!!!!mikataba miwili...

 

[Kibongoto]

Hahahahaahahahahah!inatakiwa na SCREWER nae asign.
i like this

It seems to be at the favour of the screwer. It needs soem ammendments so that it can suit both parties. Here it leaves some loop hole for the woman to rape a man. It does not provide for this case. All the same it is a good one for us(the men) especially!

 

[Omumura]

Aisee,very creative!huu mkataba umetulia kinoma nafikiri ukiboreshwa wale wanaharakati vimbelembele wasio na waume watakosa kazi za kufanya,watamsingizia nani amebaka?big up mtoa hoja!!

 

[BooSt3D]

Very Useful, Acha nikamsignishe Binti, :wink:

B.

 

[Boney E.M.]

attachmnt iwe na DNA results kabisa za wavunja amri ya sita ili mmojawapo asije akasingizia Oh nilikuwa nimefumba macho badala yake akaja fulani .......food fo thought. thankx.

 

[Chapakazi]

hahahhahahaa...mh, umeniua leo. This is the best! For sometime i have been thinking of something like this. Hasa kwa kusudi la kupambana na hawa binti wazungu wanaojifanya kukupenda mida wakiwa wamelewa tu, alafu wakizinduka wanaweza kukuletea kesi ya ajabu.
very nyce