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Tunaweza kutumia haka kamkataba ka ngono kujinasua.

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Rugas, Sep 8, 2009.

  1. Rugas

    Rugas JF-Expert Member

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    Now that kuna kusingiziana sana kwamba mtu kabakwa, inapendekezwa
    contract hii, isainiwe kabla ya watu kufanya tendo la ‘ndoa’!


    CONSENT FORM SIGNED BEFORE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
    This certifies that, I,






    the undersigned
    female (hereafter referred to as the "screwee") about to enjoy sexual
    intercourse with_________________________ (hereafter referred to as
    the "screwer").I am above the lawful age of consent. I am in my right
    mind and not under the influence of any narcotic or alcoholic
    substances.
    Theaforementioned screwer need not use any force, threats, coercion or
    promises to influence me. Furthermore I, the screwee, am in no fear
    of him whatsoever, and do not expect or wish to marry him. I do not
    know if
    he is married or not, and I do not care. I am neither asleep nor drunk,
    I'm




    entering this relationship with him because I love it and want it as
    much as he does. In the event whereby I receive the full satisfaction,
    which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness to
    further

    participation as soon as time permits. In addition, I will not act as
    a witness against him nor will I file charges against him should I fall
    pregnant, contract a sexual disease or feel that he is violating any
    legislation, moral, legal or otherwise.

    Signed naked before jumping into bed on this ________ day of the

    ______________ Month in the year
    2009 .


    Signature of screwee:_______________________________


    Date of birth:______________________________________


    Date of conduct:___________________________________




     
  2. Abdulhalim

    Abdulhalim JF-Expert Member

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    JF imevamiwa na makafiri lol
     
  3. K

    Kelelee Senior Member

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    :)..i like this hehehehe...very creative.......screwer and screwee hehehehehe...nice!!!!
     
  4. K

    Kagoma Member

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    Evidence/Witnesses!!!!

    Ha ha ha...................
     
  5. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi JF inaruhusu watu kuvunjwa mbavu kwa kicheko,manake du!!!
     
  6. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaahahahahah!inatakiwa na SCREWER nae asign.
    i like this
     
  7. Mbonea

    Mbonea JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee! hiyo kali
     
  8. Mwana va Mutwa

    Mwana va Mutwa JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu rugas,
    naruhusiwa kuka kopy/na ku printi haka kakitu au kako protected na haki za mtoaji?
     
  9. GP

    GP JF-Expert Member

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    duh, hii ingetafasiriwa kwa faida ya wengi wengine kina kayuma bana!.
    sasa mbona mashahidi hakuna, na wakiwepo nao watakua naked au???
     
  10. Rugas

    Rugas JF-Expert Member

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    ruksa mkuu,
    usjije letewa kitoto ulee,kumbe we lako lilikuwa starehe tu na si mengine.katakusaidia sana....hata kufatwa hutafatwa kabisa....
     
  11. Rugas

    Rugas JF-Expert Member

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    hapo mkuu,mtumiaji anaweza kuboresha kidogo...akaweka mashahidi na masharti ya mashahidi...wanaweza kwa wawili,nao jinsia tofauti alafu naked....balaaaa!!!!!mikataba miwili...
     
  12. K

    Kibongoto JF-Expert Member

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    It seems to be at the favour of the screwer. It needs soem ammendments so that it can suit both parties. Here it leaves some loop hole for the woman to rape a man. It does not provide for this case. All the same it is a good one for us(the men) especially!
     
  13. O

    Omumura JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee,very creative!huu mkataba umetulia kinoma nafikiri ukiboreshwa wale wanaharakati vimbelembele wasio na waume watakosa kazi za kufanya,watamsingizia nani amebaka?big up mtoa hoja!!
     
  14. BooSt3D

    BooSt3D Senior Member

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    Very Useful, Acha nikamsignishe Binti, :wink:

    B.
     
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    attachmnt iwe na DNA results kabisa za wavunja amri ya sita ili mmojawapo asije akasingizia Oh nilikuwa nimefumba macho badala yake akaja fulani .......food fo thought. thankx.
     
  16. Chapakazi

    Chapakazi JF-Expert Member

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    hahahhahahaa...mh, umeniua leo. This is the best! For sometime i have been thinking of something like this. Hasa kwa kusudi la kupambana na hawa binti wazungu wanaojifanya kukupenda mida wakiwa wamelewa tu, alafu wakizinduka wanaweza kukuletea kesi ya ajabu.
    very nyce
     
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