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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by HorsePower, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile
    phone but discovered that she was out of credit.
    She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass
    across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.
    After junior had called, he got back to mummy to
    inform her that there was a lady that picked up
    daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on
    the mobile.

    She waited impatiently for her husband to return from
    work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed
    out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him
    again, for good measure.

    People from the neighbourhood rushed around to find
    out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman
    asked Junior to tell everybody what the lady said to
    him when he called.

    Junior said "The subscriber you have dialled is not
    available at present. Please Try Again Later"...


    Ungekuwa wewe ni mama uliyemtwanga kofi mwenzako au baba uliyepigwa kofi hapo, ungefanyaje?
     
  2. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    She could better crosscheck the truth before action!
     
  3. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    I wl laugh ,then we wl all go inside..huko ndo main body ya story itaandikwa
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    wamama/ wadada waje kujibu hii!
     
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    Optimistic Soul JF-Expert Member

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    hihihiii hapa ingebidi ile fimbo ya nyama ifanye kazi
     
  6. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    duuh huyo mama nae mpana ka angekua serious angeomba kumsikiliza huyo mwanamke kwa masikio yake mwenyewe.
     
  7. 2k Genius

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    I dont now..ila angekula makof balaa
     
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