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Truck driver

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Azikiwe, Dec 14, 2009.

  1. Azikiwe

    Azikiwe Senior Member

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    One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to Institute of mental health.

    He discovered a flat tire when he was about to go home.
    He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire down.
    When he was about to fix the spare tire, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
    One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.

    The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
    The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

    Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tires and fix it onto this tire. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that"
    The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the mental institution?"

    Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"
     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Dereva sio kichaa ila mpumbavu...
    Hhahahaha hahahha hahahaa
    imenitengenezea sana siku yangu
     
  3. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo Kichaa si kichaa, ana makusudi huyo...Labda anakaa hapo kuokoa bajeti ya nyumbani kwake!
     
  4. K

    Kinabo Member

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    Thanks, you made my day.
     
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