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toilet paper!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by eRRy, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja toka bush alienda mjini kutembea ukweni.
    baada ya kufikapo akapewa vyakula vya aina mbalimbali including vile asivyovifahamu!
    baadaye akashikwa na haja,alipoomba kwenda restroom akaambiwa na ma mkwe wake:" Subiri kwanza tukupe Toilet paper ndo uende ku choo."kwa vile alikuwa ameshiba akasema(huku akidhani toilet paper ni chakula);" OOh samahanini saaana, hiyo toilet paper niwekeeni nitaila kesho maana nimeshiba saana." Ma mkwe akabaki ameshangaaa!!
     
  2. Tripo9

    Tripo9 JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu m-bush mi c mshangai coz toilet pepa si sio utamadun we2.
    Sisi tumekua tukitumia maji.
     
  3. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Na majani..kwetu kuna majani fulani mazuri sana kushinda toilet paper!
     
  4. Z

    Zion Daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Hata magunzi ya mahindi. teh teh!
     
  5. kkakuona

    kkakuona Member

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    sasa mshamba nani hapa? aliyetoka bush au anayeishi mjini? Kwanini toilet paper zisikae restroom?
     
  6. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    good point,
     
  7. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    Tatizo ni pale unapopotea njia na kutumia yale majani ya kuwasha,hatari hiyoooo.
     
  8. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haa,acha habari hiyo,hasa ukapata yale magunzi yaliyokwisha liwa na mchwa.
     
  9. MaxShimba

    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

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    Hha ahaha ahaha ahahaa a a a a, duh bado tuna mwendo mrefu. Niwekee hiyo toilet paper nitaila kesho, lol.

    Hivi toilet paper kwa Kiswahili ni nini vile?
     
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