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Timiza ahadi zako kabla hujapatwa na makuu

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bujibuji, Jul 1, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen
    with large breasts.
    Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the
    Queen for this reason.
    He knew that the penalty for his desire
    would be death should he try to
    touch them, but he had to try.
    One day Nick revealed his secret desire to
    his colleague, Horatio the
    Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio
    thought about this and said
    that he could arrange for Nick to more than
    satisfy his desire, but it
    would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange
    Without pause Nick readily agreed to the
    The next day, Horatio made a batch of
    itching powder and poured a little
    bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.
    Soon after she dressed, the itching
    commenced and grew intense.
    Upon being summoned to the Royal
    Chambers to address this incident,
    Horatio informed the King and Queen that
    only a special saliva, if
    applied for four hours, would cure this type
    of itch, and that tests had
    shown that only the saliva of Nick would
    work as the antidote to cure
    the itch.
    The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly
    summoned Nick to their
    chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the
    antidote for the itching
    powder, which he put into his mouth, and
    for the next four hours, Nick
    worked passionately on the Queen's large
    and magnificent breasts. The
    Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
    Nick left satisfied and
    hailed as a hero.
    Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found
    Horatio demanding his payment
    of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now
    satisfied, Nick couldn't have
    cared less knowing that Horatio could never
    report this matter to the
    King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
    The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose
    of the same itching powder
    into the King's underwear. The King
    immediately summoned Nick.
    The moral of the story - Pay your damn bills.
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaaa, poor him.......