Timiza ahadi zako kabla hujapatwa na makuu

Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume

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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen
with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the
Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire
would be death should he try to
touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to
his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio
thought about this and said
that he could arrange for Nick to more than
satisfy his desire, but it
would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange
it.
Without pause Nick readily agreed to the
scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of
itching powder and poured a little
bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching
commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio informed the King and Queen that
only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type
of itch, and that tests had
shown that only the saliva of Nick would
work as the antidote to cure
the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly
summoned Nick to their
chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the
antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and
for the next four hours, Nick
worked passionately on the Queen's large
and magnificent breasts. The
Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick left satisfied and
hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found
Horatio demanding his payment
of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now
satisfied, Nick couldn't have
cared less knowing that Horatio could never
report this matter to the
King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose
of the same itching powder
into the King's underwear. The King
immediately summoned Nick.
The moral of the story - Pay your damn bills.
 

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