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Three men go to Heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Freetown, May 19, 2009.

  1. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were

    out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone

    knows it, the three men found themselves standing before

    the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the

    Devil were standing nearby.

    "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven

    is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit

    the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can

    ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer,

    then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then

    you'll come with me to Hell."

    The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most

    comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a

    snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to

    the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was

    correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his

    finger, the philosopher disappeared

    The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated

    formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger,

    another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.

    The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was

    correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of

    his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.

    The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!"

    The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat."

    The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let

    out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked,

    "Which hole did my fart come out from?"

    The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."

    "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my a** hole." and the

    idiot went to Heaven.
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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