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Three men go to Heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Freetown, May 19, 2009.

  1. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were


    out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone


    knows it, the three men found themselves standing before


    the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the


    Devil were standing nearby.


    "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven


    is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit


    the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can


    ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer,


    then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then


    you'll come with me to Hell."


    The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most




    comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a


    snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to


    the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was


    correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his


    finger, the philosopher disappeared


    The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated


    formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger,


    another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.


    The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was


    correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of


    his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.


    The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!"




    The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat."


    The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let


    out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked,


    "Which hole did my fart come out from?"


    The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."



    "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my a** hole." and the




    idiot went to Heaven.
     
  2. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    teh! teh! teh! akili haitajiki
     
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