Things you don't want to hear during Surgery - Oops! - Has anyone seen my watch? - That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk. - Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! - Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual? - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. - Come back with that! Bad Dog! - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? - Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie - If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week. - Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? - Damn, there go the lights again... - Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em. - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! - Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. - I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. - Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right? - What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change! - What do you mean, he's not insured? - This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? - Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. - What do you mean "You want a divorce"! - I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice. - Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch" - That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that? - Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving. - Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards? - Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse! - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!!!