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Things you don't want to hear during Surgery

Discussion in 'JF Doctor' started by NGULI, May 26, 2009.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Things you don't want to hear during Surgery

    - Oops!
    - Has anyone seen my watch?
    - That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.
    - Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
    - Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual?
    - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
    - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
    - Come back with that! Bad Dog!
    - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
    - Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
    - If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.
    - Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
    - Damn, there go the lights again...
    - Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
    - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
    - Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
    - I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
    - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
    - Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
    - What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
    - What do you mean, he's not insured?
    - This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
    - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
    - Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
    - What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
    - I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
    - Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
    - That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
    - Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving.
    - Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?
    - Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!
    - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!!!

     
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