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Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nelson Charles, Oct 30, 2008.

  1. Nelson Charles

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    -- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

    -- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

    -- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

    -- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

    -- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

    -- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

    -- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

    -- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.

    -- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

    -- Stop your swearing and just breathe.

    -- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.

    -- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there
     
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