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The Salary Theory...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bigirita, Feb 16, 2010.

  1. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

    This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

    As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

    Since:

    Knowledge = Power
    Time = Money
    Knowledge = Work/Money.


    Solving for Money, we get:

    Money = Work / Knowledge.

    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

    Conclusion:

    The less you know, the more you make
     
  2. Pearl

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    Yap the less i knw the beta
     
  3. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    wewe P wewe!
    yani the less you know about ujasiriamali the better you become one?!! au?
     
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    kiddng swty!but smtimes its beta said if nothing is said at all
     
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    Mundu JF-Expert Member

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    technically true...
     
  6. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    I know!
    sometime unakuwaga kichwa kweli! kuku wako wanaendeleaje? wanataga? huwapi ARVs kama wale wa mbeya?!
     
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    Tatizo kuhuzu kazi ya mshahara/kuajiriwa ni kwamba inakosa kitu muhimu kiancho itwa leverage.

    Injinia aweza kutengeneza pesa nyingi kama ataweza ku-leverage ujuzi wake. kwa mfano kama ata-patent tekinologia aliyo gundua na ku-lease. Lakini tatizo nikwamba watu wengi hawafikirii hivyo. Wanafikiri uinjiniani pale unapokuwa kibaruani

    Unapo leverage (time, money, knowledge, people, connection) unaweza kufanya mambo mengi kwa wakati mmoja mfano unaweza ku ajiri watu wengi ili wengine wafanye kazi ile ile unayo ifanya sasa, au uka automate repetitive processes ile uondoe human errors na kupunguza gharama.

    Inasikitisha sana tunajifunza kwenye (physics) efficiecy = output/input
    lakini hatutumii kwenye maisha ya kawaida.
     
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    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    kuku hawajambo wanakusalimia sana ,siwapi hizo dawa mpz,mimi na familia yangu no kuku wa kidhungu ni kiswahili tu full kujitafutia mchangani,wale wameisha wknd hii nafata dodoma kama 100 utanisaidia kubeba?
     
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    Why many politicians from most in our country earns more than all these people??
     
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    matambo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaaaaaaaa,nimecheka sana that is why the oligarachs of middle east and russia have a lot of money but no ting in their damn heads
    hahahaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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