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The Power of MEDIA

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jun 3, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A servant enrolled his King's donkey in a race & won.

    The local paper read:'SERVANT's A*s WON'

    The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant not to enter the donkey in another race.

    Next day the local paper headline read:'KING SCRATCHES SERVANT's A*s'.

    This was too much for the king, he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen.

    The local paper heading the news: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST A*s IN TOWN".
    The king fainted.

    Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.

    Next day paper read:"QUEEN SELLS A*s FOR $10"

    This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & lead it to jungle.

    The next day Headlines:"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER A*s IS WILD & FREE"

    The king was buried next day!

    ...Power of media

  2. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh! Wamemuua mfalme wa watu hivi hivi. Enhee! Na alivyokufa wakaandikaje tena kuhusu kifo chake?
  3. Mentor

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    King dies over wife's declaration of free n wild a**.