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The Polite Way To Pee

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Boflo, Oct 30, 2010.

  1. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    The Polite Way To Pee
    During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

    "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
    that you have to go to the bathroom?"

    Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would

    be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

    Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
    "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.


    And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

    "I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'"

    The teacher fainted...



     
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    FM JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaaaa,
     
  3. Ngambo Ngali

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    We need such commercial breaks, thanx mkuu, it has made me relax
     
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    Oh Yes baada ya ushindi hii nayo habari ya kupanyoshea mbavu, thx
     
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    LOL! baada ya mapinduzi ya kisiasa tuliyoshuhudia hii tamu

    thanx!
     
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    Umetishaaaa!Lete vitu jomba.
     
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    tuko pamoja mkuu....signature yako imenigusa, ina ukweli mkubwa sana
     
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    Ahahahaaaah!
     
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    Ni 'un! I bliv after the introduction she became very 'close' to that 'friend'! Lol
     
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    ngote New Member

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    ha ha haaa
     
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    :smile-big:
     
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