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The monkey

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by dattani, Jan 12, 2012.

  1. dattani

    dattani Member

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    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
    he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
    some
    Olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats
    them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,
    sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it
    whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey
    just
    did?" The guy says "No, what?"
    The bartender screams "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"
    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in
    sight, the little b*stard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He
    finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
    then
    leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with
    him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
    again.
    While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
    cherry
    on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats
    it.
    Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it
    out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
    monkey
    did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a
    maraschino
    cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the
    bartender. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still
    eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to sh*t out that cue
    ball,
    he measures everything first."
     
  2. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    A very funny anecdote
     
  3. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hii sasa hatari! Nalog off
     
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