dattani
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
some
Olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats
them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,
sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it
whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey
just
did?" The guy says "No, what?"
The bartender screams "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in
sight, the little b*stard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He
finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
then
leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with
him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
cherry
on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats
it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it
out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
monkey
did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a
maraschino
cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the
bartender. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still
eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to sh*t out that cue
ball,
he measures everything first."
he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
some
Olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats
them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,
sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it
whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey
just
did?" The guy says "No, what?"
The bartender screams "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in
sight, the little b*stard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He
finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
then
leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with
him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
cherry
on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats
it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it
out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
monkey
did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a
maraschino
cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the
bartender. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still
eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to sh*t out that cue
ball,
he measures everything first."
