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The might of money

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by nyengo, Jun 8, 2011.

  1. nyengo

    nyengo JF-Expert Member

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    An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.

    Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.

    If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll f**k her again!"





     
  2. Chuma Chakavu

    Chuma Chakavu JF-Expert Member

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    Interesting!
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mwe!Aisee,for the sake of cheddar!
     
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