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Technology in the 21lst Century

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Freetown, Sep 25, 2008.

  1. Freetown

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    Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting in a sauna.
    Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
    The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
    The others looked at her questioningly.
    'That was my pager, she said.
    I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.'

    A few minutes later, a phone rang.
    The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
    When she finished, she explained,
    'That was my mobile phone; I have a microchip in my hand.'

    The older woman felt very low-tech.
    Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.
    She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
    She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
    The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
    The older woman finally said.........'well, will you look at that...
    I'm getting a fax'!!
     
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