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Tanzaniaaa Tanzaniaaaa!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lady N, Sep 4, 2010.

  1. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    TANZANIA!!!

    TANZANIA

    The only country whose soccer players play BUT do not win!!

    The only country where a Mzungu comes with one dollar and leaves with millions of them!!

    The only country whose engineers build but the houses collapse prematurely!!

    The only country whose Politicians believe in voo doo!!!

    Attorney General!!

    The only country where ufisadi is a Prestige!!!

    The only country with many toothless TUMEz!!

    The only country whose development is in Figures!! But invisible!!

    The only country where politicians are the richest men!!

    The only country where both English and Kiswahili Languagez are a problem!!

    AND THE ONLY COUNTRY whose PRESIDENT keeps on SMILING despite national difficulties!!!



    THE ONLY COUNTRY WITH A HANDSOME PREZZIDAAA!! !

    I REALLY LUV THIS COUNTRY
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  2. Lole Gwakisa

    Lole Gwakisa JF-Expert Member

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    The only country where one can write this piece of s.... and get away with it!
     
  3. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    God U nailed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. b

    bitimkongwe JF-Expert Member

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    Labda hii ni tafakuri
     
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