Tanzaniaaa Tanzaniaaaa!!

[Lady N]

TANZANIA!!!

TANZANIA

The only country whose soccer players play BUT do not win!!

The only country where a Mzungu comes with one dollar and leaves with millions of them!!

The only country whose engineers build but the houses collapse prematurely!!

The only country whose Politicians believe in voo doo!!!

Attorney General!!

The only country where ufisadi is a Prestige!!!

The only country with many toothless TUMEz!!

The only country whose development is in Figures!! But invisible!!

The only country where politicians are the richest men!!

The only country where both English and Kiswahili Languagez are a problem!!

AND THE ONLY COUNTRY whose PRESIDENT keeps on SMILING despite national difficulties!!!



THE ONLY COUNTRY WITH A HANDSOME PREZZIDAAA!! !

I REALLY LUV THIS COUNTRY!!​

 

[Lole Gwakisa]

The only country where one can write this piece of s.... and get away with it!

 

[Da Womanizer]

The only country where one can write this piece of s.... and get away with it!

God U nailed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bitimkongwe]

TANZANIA!!!

TANZANIA

The only country whose soccer players play BUT do not win!! - Ushindi gani unaozungumzia, world cup au?????? Ikiwa ni world cup sio mataifa yote duniani ambayo yamepata ushindi, ikiwa ni kwa Afrika vile vile, kwa hivyo fafanua zaidi.

The only country where a Mzungu comes with one dollar and leaves with millions of them!! - Mfano nani na nani? Na nyinyi Watanzania si huwa munazamia huko ma Ulaya halafu mukarudi hapa kututambia kwamba mumekuwa mamilionea??

The only country whose engineers build but the houses collapse prematurely!! - Sasa unatudanganya kiuhakika. Kama unayo DSTV kuna kipindi kile "Moments before disaster" na baadhi ya wakati vipindi huwa vinafocus kwenye majumba yaliyoporomoka kwenye maeneo mbalimbali!

The only country whose Politicians believe in voo doo!!! - Umewahi kufika Nigeria hata ukasema hivyo?

Attorney General!!

The only country where ufisadi is a Prestige!!! - again jaribu kuangalia filam za KiNigeria unafikiria wale wanaigiza tu?

The only country with many toothless TUMEz!! - Hiyo nashindea kujibu lakini nakupa mfano wa Kenya tu na tume zao za akina enzi za Goldenberg

The only country whose development is in Figures!! But invisible!!

The only country where politicians are the richest men!! - ha ha haa, mishahara ya wabunge wa Kenya ni kiasi gani?

The only country where both English and Kiswahili Languagez are a problem!! - labda kwa wewe mwenye kabila la bara, lakini kwa sisi wazawa wa pwani Kiswahili hakitupi tatizo

AND THE ONLY COUNTRY whose PRESIDENT keeps on SMILING despite national difficulties!!! - Hivi Bush alikuwa analia pale walipopigwa mabomu Sept 11? Ulipendelea Raisi awe analialia halafu mungesema nini????



THE ONLY COUNTRY WITH A HANDSOME PREZZIDAAA!! ! - U handsome unapimwa kwa nini?

I REALLY LUV THIS COUNTRY!!​

Labda hii ni tafakuri