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Tale of Dickson-The sperm.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jan 25, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Out of a bunch of millions of sperms there was this one sperm named Dickson. Dickson was always trying to keep his fitness,jogging,lifting weights and even swimming.~~~When his friends asked him why was he doing these things,he said;"only one of us will meet the egg and make a baby,and I want to be that one when time comes".~~His friends would just laugh at him and pass. ~~The time for them to go out came and Dickson outran all of them to the exit,as matter of fact,there was a huge gap between Dickson and the rest.~~All of a sudden the other guys saw Dickson running back as fast as they have never seen him before.As he went past them in the opposite direction.~~They asked,"Dickson why are you running back,didn't you say you wanted to be the one?",and Dickson breathlessly replied,"heh heh heh......This stupid is MASTURBATING!
     
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    vunjajungu JF-Expert Member

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    Nilivyoanza kusoma nikadhani jamaa alikua anakula tigo so dickson kakutana na m*v*!!!!
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Nope,angejifanya kiherehere angemwagwa sakafuni.
     
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    hahaha mmmh.
     
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    Hahahaha.... inabidi nikatafute mbavu za akiba.
     
  6. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Duh!... Badala ya kucheka nimejikuta nikimhurumia Dickson...
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ooops,sorry for dat!
     
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    UGONVIMWIKO Member

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    Jamani mi napita tu!
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli kabisa Bishop.
     
  10. Geraldo DaVinci

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    hahaha jamaa aliona atakua wasted hii kali
     
  11. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Lazima mission iwe accomplished!
     
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    divalicious Senior Member

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    Hahahahahahahahaha ah best joke ever
     
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    haha haha, mission impossible, we mkali.
     
  14. Kabakabana

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    Machkini dickson
     
  15. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks!
     
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    One day YES!
     
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    salale!!!HII KALI
     
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    No COMMENT!!!!!
     
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    Hii kali......:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo umekwisha-comment ivo!
     
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