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Smile Karibuuu! Tulikumiss ile Mbaya.

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Michael Scofield, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. Michael Scofield

    Michael Scofield JF-Expert Member

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    Smile jamvini karibu, Japo waona aibu.
    Mimi si mtabibu, Ila mama Umemtibu.

    Member wote tuliomba, Mama apate kupona.
    Sina haja ya kupamba, Kila mtu aliona.

    AshaDii alikwambia, Mungu ataporidhia.
    Daktari kumfikia, Maradhi yatamwishia.

    Russian Roulette pia, Nae nilimsikia.
    Kwa watu akisifia, Mama wamemtibia.

    Kuna mengi umekosa, Pindi ulipoondoka.
    Kongosho katolewa posa, Bishanga ameropoka

    Kuna mkwe Mtambuzi, Jana ameleta uzi.

    Msaidizi wa kazi, Alivyompa mauzi.

    Asprin nae kalia, Pale aliposikia.
    Kongosho hana jinsia, Kumbe anamwibia

    Cantalisia binti Mtambuzi, Juzi alipata buzi.
    Katuacha vinywa wazi, Baba yake kaliuzi.

    Ivuga mtakatifu, Ametuwekea bifu.
    Mwali kwake mtiifu, Tusitake kumsifu.

    Preta ameridhia, Wewe hapa kurejea.
    Japo alikawia, Kumtuliza Rejea. (Rejao)

    Hata mimi sikutaka, Husninyo kunifata.
    Marytina kishahapa, Kwako sitotoka kapa.

    Kama kuna member nimetumia jina lake vibaya! natanguliza Samahani.
    Lakini sina nia mbaya ni utenzi tu!
     
  2. Safari_ni_Safari

    Safari_ni_Safari JF-Expert Member

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    Karibu sana......nafurahia sana dialogue zako
     
  3. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhh napita hapa
    Kuna harufu ya ufisadi mahali nimeinusa nusa
     
  4. Michael Scofield

    Michael Scofield JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu hata wewe?
     
  5. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Naona ufisadi umetambaa hapa mpaka umeingia chumbani kabisa aise
    Ngoja nimtafute mtu wa takukuru aje hapa afanye uchunguzi
     
  6. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    Daaah ya kweli hayo
     
  7. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    my swiit bro hujambo?
     
  8. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe kweli umerudi
    karibu tena dear
    tulikumiss (nilikumiss) mbaya kabisa
     
  9. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Sijambo my dear
    Yaani nilikumiss mbaya
    karibu tena na tena
     
  10. Michael Scofield

    Michael Scofield JF-Expert Member

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    Ulikuwa hauamini eeeeee!
     
  11. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    wki tu my angel? miss u too ila nitapotea tena bado bado mtakatifu wa siku za mwisho yupo?
     
  12. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    nipo my dear miss u too
     
  13. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Tunazidi kumwombea mama ili usipotee tena!
     
  14. Rosweeter

    Rosweeter JF-Expert Member

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    JF vipaji vya kumwaga. Asante kwa mistari na vina.

    Pole na kuuguza na karibu tena Smile
     
  15. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani nilisahau doh, pole na kuuguza dada.

    Huyo wa mistari anakupambaje baada ya valentine?
    Karibu dada, hali ya mama inaendeleaje mkuu.
     
  16. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli, watu wakitaka kula tunda wananyenyekea kama wewe,
    hongera sana, je mtoto mwenyewe amekuelewa.
     
  17. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Karibu tena
     
  18. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    karibu tena nyumbani.
     
  19. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Michael Scofield, mkuu unatisha!
    Hatimaye my darling barafu wangu wa moyo Smile ametabasamu.
    Thanx kwa kazi nzuri
     
  20. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Karibu smile
     
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