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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I failed every subject except for algebra.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]How did you keep from failing that ?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I didn't take algebra ![/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Teacher: Are you good at math ?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pupil: Yes and no[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Teacher: What do you mean ?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math ![/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy ![/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems ?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself ![/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Teacher, I can't solve this problem.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Any five year old should be able to solve this one.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten ![/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Teacher: What's 2 and 2[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pupil: 4[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Teacher: That's good[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect ![/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4 ?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one ![/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Teacher: How much is half of 8[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pupil: Up and down or across ?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Teacher: What do you mean ?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4 ?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Class: At once ![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left ?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]None, they were all copycats ![/FONT]

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