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Shukrani ukweni

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Judgement, Nov 26, 2011.

  1. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Harusi ya patashika imefanyika, walikuka wakanywa wakaserebuka, sasa shughuli imekwisha bwn harusi keshalala na mkewe yapata cku ya 7. Cku ya 8 bw harusi amefunga safari kurudi ukweni shabaha, lengo na dhamira yake ni kwenda kuwashukuru wazazi wa bi harusi kw kumtunza vema kimaadili binti yao kufuatia bi harusi kumkuta mzima yaani Bikra! Ikawa km ifuatavyo :
    Bw. Harusi : wazazi wng ujio wng leo ni maalumu kuja kuwapa mkono wa shukrani baada ya kua nimemkuta binti yenu ni mdogo na nimekuja na zawadi maalumu kw hilo.
    Wazazi : baba wala huna haja ya kutushukuru sie, itabidi ukamshukuru bwn aliekua akiishi nae kii'uhawara kw maana ameishi nae takriban mwaka 1 na hivyo inakua alikua huyo bwn akimtumia masaburi (yaani binti alikua ana Devidiwa camerooniwa) kilichofata bwn akadondoka kukimbizwa hosp kupimwa sukari imepanda hadi 12500
     
  2. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Mhm? Jicho mwaka mzima... Hiyo inakuwa si 'nukta' tena bali ni 'O'.
     
  3. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    LMAO... Kweli hao wazazi hamnazo..!
     
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    LIPUALIPUA Member

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  5. brightrich

    brightrich Senior Member

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    Mmmmh hao wazazi ni nuksi kabisa, wameharibu!
     
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    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm
     
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    Mambo mengine kuafuta kufa kabla ya umri wako,msipende kusema asente.
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo jamaa amepata alichokuwa anakitafuta. Amekoma.
     
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    Safety last JF-Expert Member

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    Mhmhmhmhmh
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Inaonekana hao wazazi wanayajua sana mambo ya David Camerron. Mtoto wa nyoka ni nyoka!!!
     
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    samb New Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Mzee wa tope
     
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