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SEX according to PASTOR KHATHIDE

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by kipusy, May 15, 2010.

  1. kipusy

    kipusy JF-Expert Member

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    Those married should maintain sexual bcoz is main activity in marriage, if u want your wife to be stolen, try this.....:mad2: SEE attachment.
    [FONT=&quot]SEX ACCORDING TO PASTOR KHATHIDE (UGANDAN)[/FONT][FONT=&quot]A lot of people don't associate sex with God - they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex weren't holy.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The bible is explicit when it comes to sex, is holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that the missionary position is the only sexual style.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to divorce! Pastor Khathide has counselled women who've complained: my husband treats me as if I were his brother. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]There was one who told him: I am tired of getting sex fortnightly, like a salary. Khathide told her she was lucky to be getting sex fortnightly, since some wives only get it on big days, like elections. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in Hill brow. Have you ever asked yourself what those wives have that you don't? Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with their panties.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]If you're a married woman, you should sleep naked and let your bum touch your husband.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Today you find men going out of their way to get a glimpse of a vagina.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]They page through magazines and even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what's hidden under panties, because their wives hide it from them.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner. A woman should parade naked and do some modeling to tempt her husband.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]There are many married women who don't know what their husbands' penises look like. They only feel it when he enters her. They've always switched off the lights before undressing. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]A penis is a wife's toy -she is supposed to play with it. He blames couples for not making time for sex and complaining about being tired after a day's work. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]You find many couples who've been sexually starved for years. God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]You can't marry and not have a good time in bed. WHO SAID YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT? [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Why can't you drive home during lunch and have a quickie with your wife? We're all equal in sex - it's not just about a woman satisfying a man. You have to satisfy each other. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Have you ever seen a woman who has been satisfied? Have u noticed how she glows and becomes energetic? May the Lord Bless you. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]This is the "Whole Truth, Nothing But the Truth" So God Help Us from the Beginning. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]TO MY DEAR WIFE:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]54 times the sheets were clean[/FONT][FONT=&quot]17 times it was too late[/FONT][FONT=&quot]49 times you were too tired[/FONT][FONT=&quot]20 times it was too hot[/FONT][FONT=&quot]15 times you pretended to be asleep[/FONT][FONT=&quot]22 times you had a headache[/FONT][FONT=&quot]17 times you were afraid of waking the baby[/FONT][FONT=&quot]16 times you said you were too sore[/FONT][FONT=&quot]12 times it was the wrong time of the month[/FONT][FONT=&quot]19 times you had to get up early[/FONT][FONT=&quot]9 times you said weren't in the mood[/FONT][FONT=&quot]7 times you were sunburned[/FONT][FONT=&quot]6 times you were watching the late show[/FONT][FONT=&quot]5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo[/FONT][FONT=&quot]3 times you said the neighbors would hear us[/FONT][FONT=&quot]9 times you said your mother would hear us[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]6 times you just laid there[/FONT][FONT=&quot]8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling[/FONT][FONT=&quot]4 times y you told me to hurry up and get it over with[/FONT][FONT=&quot]7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished[/FONT][FONT=&quot]1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move[/FONT][FONT=&quot]KEEP READING.......[/FONT][FONT=&quot]TO M Y DEAR HUSBAND:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat[/FONT][FONT=&quot]36 times you did not come home at all[/FONT][FONT=&quot]21 times you didn't come[/FONT][FONT=&quot]33 times you came too soon[/FONT][FONT=&quot]19 times you went soft before you got in[/FONT][FONT=&quot]38 times you worked too late[/FONT][FONT=&quot]10 times you got cramps in your toes[/FONT][FONT=&quot]29 times you had to get up early to play golf[/FONT][FONT=&quot]2 times you were in a fight and some one kicked you in the balls [/FONT][FONT=&quot]4 times you got it stuck in your zipper[/FONT][FONT=&quot]3 times you had a cold and your nose was runny[/FONT][FONT=&quot]2 times you had a splinter in your finger[/FONT][FONT=&quot]20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day[/FONT][FONT=&quot]6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book [/FONT][FONT=&quot]98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on T V[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Of the times we did get together:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe. Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]This game has been played since 1996.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]You must send this letter to 7 people.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say "I love you." This is not a joke. It has worked for many years. If you break the chain, you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]This is just for future readers.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]This began in 1996, not much of a past, but it works [/FONT][FONT=&quot]So here are the rules:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week [/FONT][FONT=&quot]If you read this on a Monday, wish for money[/FONT][FONT=&quot]If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love[/FONT][FONT=&quot]If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success[/FONT][FONT=&quot]If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want [/FONT][FONT=&quot]If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date[/FONT][FONT=&quot]If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it or your wish won't come[/FONT][FONT=&quot]true. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]And check![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT] [FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
     
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    drphone JF-Expert Member

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    no comment
     
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    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    iweke hapa; nimeshindwa kuifungua
     
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    kipusy JF-Expert Member

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    nimeiweka hapo unapotaka, ila inasomeka vibaya
     
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    Babuyao JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani waganda mambo ya kitandani wanayaongeaga kwa uwazi mno na kwa lugha kali. Wana mambo kweli, utadhani waswezi?
     
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