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Professor vs student

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mwanyasi, Dec 5, 2011.

  1. Mwanyasi

    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", Kim goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

    Kim: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?

    Professor: Surely I must, otherwise I would not be a professor!

    Kim: Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam.

    Professor: Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?

    Kim: What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?

    Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give Kim an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Still puzzled, the professor later calls on his best student in his class, Matata, and asks him the same question.

    Matata immediately answers, "Sir, you see, you are 63 years old and married to a 25 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical."

    The professor fainted.

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  2. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa najua prof kaushuzi kembamba kalikuwa kanamtoka wakati anaulizwa
     
  3. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahhahaha haya bhana
     
  4. Kombo

    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    Hatari sana hiyo! Prof yuko busy hadi hatambui kuwa jamaa wanamsaidia kwa my wife wake? Khaa..!!
     
  5. Rejao

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    Hahahaha...lol
     
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    Luminous black Member

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    afu hii kali bwana, lazima uzirai 2
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Duh Profesor lazima kwanza ajambe.
     
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    Edo JF-Expert Member

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    Good piece
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa ! Gud idea
     
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    Wang'wise JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa ni kucheza na maneno
     
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    Hapo bado tu sijaua mtu?!
     
  13. Raia Fulani

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    profesa angejuaje hayo? Na huyo best student alijuaje hayo majibu. It is neither legal nor logical the professor to give an A to a failure student just because he failed to answer the question
     
  14. Mwanyasi

    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    Its a logical challenge, l
    abda kulikua na jibu sahihi lingine toka kwa mwanafunzi aliyeuliza swali lakini best student kaamua kutunga jibu lake.
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Kitakachonlmuuma prof ni kumpa A mbaya wake na hajui km ataendelea kula mambo yake....duh
     
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    amiride JF-Expert Member

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    haki ya nani nafa:hurt:
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna mtu hapa nimemgundua katoka patupu.
     
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