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Only in Tanzania

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by CAMARADERIE, Jun 24, 2011.

  1. CAMARADERIE

    CAMARADERIE JF-Expert Member

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    Nchi yetu ndio pekee duniani yenye matatizo haya mawili kwa wakati mmoja:
    1. Hatuna umeme kwa sababu ya upungufu wa maji
    2. Hatuna maji kwa sababu ya upungufu wa umeme
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ndio wazungu wanaiita catch 22.
     
  3. Mwendabure

    Mwendabure JF-Expert Member

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    Umesahau ndo nchi pekee unaweza kuegesha gari lako baa na ukapiga udirinki kisha ukaendesha mpaka unapotaka mfano mvunguni mwa lori, mtaroni, usoni mwa daladala, nyuma ya gari la shule na ukiwa na bahati mbele ya geti la mochwari yoyote, hapo utalala kimyaaa!! Tuliii!! Huku ukijisosomoa mabarafu ya humo na kibaridi kupoza joto na karaha za kuendesha ukiwa bwaaaaxxx. Familia za wote ulimopita kugonga zinalia na kusaga meno! Hii ndo TZ yetu. TZ oyeee!!
     
  4. MANI

    MANI Platinum Member

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    Sasa mkuu hapo kipi kinamtegemea mwenzake?
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    Vyote hapo,kama tunategemea H.E.P maji lazima.......pia umeme unasukuma maji.....ndio maana MLandiz hakuna mgao wa umeme kwa sababu ya mitambo ya Ruvu
     
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    nkomelo JF-Expert Member

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    Ni Tanzania tu, ambapo mtu akiiba anombwa arejeshe alichoiba!

    Ni Tanzania tu, muuza madawa ya kulevya anajulikana hadi ikulu ila hakamatwi.

    Ni Tanzania tu, ukiwa mwanasiasa unakua mtaalam wa kila kitu,

    Ni Tanzania tu, mhalifu anapewa siku 90 ajisalimishe.
    Ni Tanzania tu, Ni Tanzania tu, Only in Tanzania JAMANI Ni Tanzania Tu!
     
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    Ngigana JF-Expert Member

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    Nakupenda Tanzania!
     
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    Ndallo JF-Expert Member

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    Ni Tanzania tu kua Rushwa ni rafiki wa haki!
     
  9. Mulhat Mpunga

    Mulhat Mpunga JF-Expert Member

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    ni tanzania tu ambapo askari wanatumia silaha za moto hadi kwa wanafunz wa chekechea afmajambazi na mafisadi wanakula shushu mitaani bila hofu"looooooooooooooooooooooool i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu magambaz shame on you
     
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