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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Power G, Nov 3, 2011.

  1. Power G

    Power G JF-Expert Member

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    A month ago, I read that smoking can kill me, so i quit smoking; Two weeks ago, I read that nyamachoma can kill me, I stopped eating nyamachoma; One week ago, I read that drinking too can kill me, I stopped drinking; Yesterday, I read that sex can kill me, I stopped reading.
     
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    Kyoombe JF-Expert Member

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    Working can also kill you. r u ready to stop working?
     
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    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    u shld stop quitting, that is the worst killer!
     
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    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    acha ubaguzi mamaa! Kote huko umesapoti ubongo, masikio na ulimi. Lakini kwa issue ya sex, umeshindwa kabisa kukihurumia kiungo husika umeshindwa kukipa pumziko, mweee!
     
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    Umeacha kusoma hizo tahadhari kwani kila afanyacho binadamu ni hatari kwa afya. LAKINI...pia tukumbuke kila kitu kifanyikapo au kikitumiwa kwa kiasi sio hatari kwa afya...drink, eat, sex...but not too much
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kuuziana uoga bure.! Jirushe tu maisha yenyewe hayana shukrani, utakapoangukia ndo hapo hapo
     
  7. Power G

    Power G JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli mkuu
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Today i read kissing can kill
     
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