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Nine Words Women Usually Say...... Take Care!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Osaka, Nov 19, 2011.

  1. Osaka

    Osaka JF-Expert Member

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    Nine words women usually use:

    1.)
    Fine!
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2.)
    Five Minutes
    : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3!)
    Nothing
    !: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

    4.)
    Go Ahead
    !: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.)
    Mmm!
    (Loud Sigh): This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.)
    That's Okay
    : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.)
    Thanks
    : A woman is thanking you, do not question or reply. Just say you're welcome.

    8.)
    Whatever
    !: Is a women's way of saying **** U!

    9.)
    Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Yap i got you.
     
  3. patience96

    patience96 JF-Expert Member

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    LoL ...
     
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    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    10.) I want to talk with you!: When a woman tell you this, prepare yourself for the worst.
     
  5. Okuberwa

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    Mkuu; you mean " 10 words women usually say"?
     
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    You mean " 10 words women normally use"?
     
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    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi nimeongeza moja, na yeyote anaweza kuongeza analolihisi au kupinga yaliyopo. Hata hivyo, kwa kuwa sipendi kujuimisha wanawake wote katika kapu moja, nahisi mada ingekuwa "X words some women usually use".
     
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    jingalao JF-Expert Member

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    hebu tuwekeeni ya wanawake wa kiswahili au kihehe.
     
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    PETRONILA Member

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    wa kihehe hawana jipya zaidi niangusage...
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    wamesoma wametabasamu, mana ndo tabia zao izo.
     
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    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Very true..
     
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    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    Whatever
     
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    mrCurious New Member

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    very very true
     
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