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Nine words women use

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Kimbweka, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

    8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
    is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Wanawake wako complicated sana eeh?
  3. Ennie

    Ennie JF-Expert Member

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    Sio kihivyo.
  4. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    wakina nani....?
  5. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    More than anyone can imagin!!
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    mzabzab JF-Expert Member

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    mie nashanga sana watu complain abt women being complicated...far from it. they very easy. have money and they attracted to u nd with that u just use them.
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    Mkirua JF-Expert Member

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    Wa kibongo je??
  8. Kitope

    Kitope JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu hizo ni ishara za Upimbi, money doesnt make them attracted to you labda useme ukiwa nazo they use you!! na hapo unaona umepata kumbe at the end of the day she is smarter than you anyways!! Inama ufikiri mkuu :)