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Nine words women use...

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by CPU, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


    2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


    3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4.)Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.)Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.)Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say YOU’RE WELCOME

    8.)Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!


    [FONT=&quot] 9.)Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!




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    ...et ennh?
    aya bwana..
     
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    Bado tu wanawake wanawake wanawakee aaahhh tumechoka na hizi story bana
     
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    Duh! this is serious stuff! It must have come from a hard work of a high specs central processing unit! kwa kweeRi!
     
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    Ha ha ha... Nice analysis mzee...!
     
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    hawa watu huwa hawatabiriki
     
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    safi sana kwa uchambuzi
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAAHAH . . . . nilijua tu hii thread itakuwa chungu sana kwa wadada
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Lakini sidhani kama hii thread inadhalilisha mwanamke!
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Umeikubali Mkuu eeeh! Mi kuna mengi nime-experience hapo juu
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Yaani ningekuwa BSS ningebeba kitita kwa uchambuzi wenye PhD kutoka Harvard University
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Ni chungu kwa Wadada lakin
     
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    yap,
    kiukweli wanawake tuna akili nyingi ndo maana hata neno moja linaweza likawa na tafsiri nyingi kwa mwanaume.
    oooh we are so lucky.

    THANKS
     
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    Tuna busara na hekima ndio maana hatutumii maneno makali.
    Uchambuzi wa ukweli kabisa. Anayebisha ana yake.
     
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    To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
     
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    tamu.
     
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    thats great.. how about men??
     
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    ungekitoa wapi kitita wakati umekopi na kupesti.
     
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    Sio chungu, tunafikiri na kubehave tofauti na nyie. Kama umewahi kukisoma kitabu cha Men are from Mars Women are From Venus utaelewa. Unajaribu kusema ni chungu kwa vile hukuweka kuhusu wanaume. Its OK, and very true. Heheheh!
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Hizo ndio akili za kuishi duniani, ukijifanya unaanzisha yako utasugua bichwa weeeee, mpaka watu waje kukubali kazi yako itakuwa ishapita miaka 150. Angalia kazi za akina Newton, Kirchoffs (kama ulisoma sayansi) utagundua kitu wangu
     
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