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Nimeota tunakupiga mande!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jimmysam, Jun 4, 2012.

  1. Jimmysam

    Jimmysam Member

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    Madam mmoja ambae alikuwa na destur ya kuwaomba wanafunzi wake wamsimulie ndoto..,mara baada ya kumaliza kufundisha..
    Kama kawaida yake alipomaliza kufundisha ndipo alipo muhoji mwanafunzi mmoja na mazungumzo yao yalikuwa ka ifuatavyo...........(endelea)
    MWALIMU;-Eheeeeeee tuambie jana uliota ndoto gan(huku akimu-appoint mwanafunz m1)???
    MWANAFUNZI;-mmmh........mwalim mii naogopa..
    MWANAFUNZ;-Usiogope weee tuambie tu..,hata kama ilikuwa n ndoto ya kutisha..
    MWANAFUNZ;-mii naogopa
    MWALIMU;-nooo....tuambie tuuu.
    MWANAFUNZ;-Mwalim....(huku ana6)......jana.......jana NILIOTA TUNAKUPIGA MTUNGO(mande) NA MIIMI NDIO NILIYEKUANZIA..!!
    WANAFUNZ;-Mayowe+makelele+mbinja+vgelegele=(mniambie wana JF)
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    By Samson James Jimmysam.
     
  2. MTU POLI

    MTU POLI Member

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    Ikaweje baada ya mwl kuambiwa hivyo?
     
  3. Jimmysam

    Jimmysam Member

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    si ndo makelele yakaanza.
     
  4. peoples power

    peoples power JF-Expert Member

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    Mwalimu kiherehere chote kilimuisha kwa kutaka kujua ndoto za wenzie.
     
  5. Jimmysam

    Jimmysam Member

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    aliishiwa poz....alkuwa mdogo ka pilton.
     
  6. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Kwahiyo hakuliwa?
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Full viboko lol.

    Near by Soko Matola Mbeya.
     
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    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    "mtu kaliwa"
     
  9. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    si ndo hapo,kataka kujua yasiyo muhusu kapata yasio mridhi
     
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    farkhina Platinum Member

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    sipati picha hiyo mvua ya bakora itakayoshuka
     
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