Nimelazimika Kutembea Na Mume Wa Mtu! Sina Jinsi! Kama Mumeo Ungenilaumu Kweli!

[lara 1]

mmmh! Kitu cha kujiuliza hapa ulichonacho wewe na mke wake anacho! kwa hyo ili aboreshe maisha yako inabidi apate tofauti na anachokipata kwa mke wake...! hapa picha ya 0713 naiona kwa mbaliiiiiiiiii........! Ni mtazamo lakini

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! CAUSE WEWE NI TEJA LA MAVI USIFIKIRI KILA MTU!!!!!!!!!! Kuna watu hawazimii MITARO kama wewe yakheeeeeeeeeee!

Kwa jinsi akili yako ilivokaa chooni 24/7 baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas! TUSHAKUPOTEZA!

 

[Sista]

nundaz kulikuwa na haja ya kuirudia post yote ile ya lara 1

 

[Cyan6]

HOVYOOOOOOOOOOOO! Suala hapa sio kuwa Nauza, Nakopesha, Au Nasambaza! Wala siwi MKALI nawapa za uso tu, JUST SIMPLY CAUSE WAO WANAGAWA BUREE KWA PROMOSHENI BILA BREKI IT DOESNT GIVE THEM CREDIBILITY YA KUJIFANYA WASAFI WA MOYO NA KUNINYOOSHEA VIDOLE!

NDO MAANA NIMEULIZA SWALI LA MSINGI SANAAAA! NASHANGAAA HAMJIBU!

ANAUZA NA ANAYEGAWA BUREEEEEEEEEEEEEE NANI KUBWA JINGA? Mjibu hoja hii sio kukwepa kwepa na kuanzisha ishu zisizo na mashiko wala uzani!

SIMPLY CAUSE UNAFANYWA BUREE AU SURA YA MWAROBAINI HUNA WA KUKUFANYA HATA BUREE IT DOESNT GIVE YOU AUDECITY TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TALK CRA.P ABOUT BEING SEXUALLY CHARITABLE BLAH! BLAH!

WAUZAJI, WAKOPESHAJI NA WAFANYWA BUREEEE WOTE HOVYOOO TU NA MBINGU WATAISIKIA KWENYE BIBLE TU!

Lara 1 umepinda.......... anayeuza na anayegawa bure nani kubwa jinga! Chungu lakini dawa!

 

[lara 1]

lara 1 utake usitake huu ni ushauri wangu kwako in good faith na future yako. Kutafuta mume wa mtu kwa hali iliyokuwa nayo sasa sio sawa. Tibu mguu wako kwanza. Wanaume watauvunja. kitendo cha kubanjuana hakuhitaji kusubiriana mguu sijui baby unachonyota sijui umenini...hawanaga muda wa kusikilizia maumivu yako ya mguu wanachotaka ni utamu tu. Jamaa atakukimbia atarudi kwa mkewe

Sista you make me smile! At this point I NEED MONEY! LOTS OF MONEY!!!!!! And DONT FORGET I DONT HAVE THE PLEASURE TO CHOOSE HOW I GET THE DAMN MONEY!

Mume wa mtu arudi tu kwa mkewe haina nomaa, mimi namuhitaji for TEMPORARY use! Na sio kuwa huyo mume wa mtu ana SHIDA SANAAAA YA K, Noooo! Ni mtu na pesa zake, so supply ya K kwake sio ya kusua sua mwaka mzima! Upo hapo!

Its just that he has been nice to me, i dont want to treat him like a fool he is not! HE IS A MAN AND I WANT TO TREAT HIM LIKE A MAN! Hata ningetaka anisaidie bureee angenisaidia tu, sio ishu sanaaa kwake!

I just GOT LUCKY mtu mwenye disposable income enjoys my company at times like these!

 

[realleonia]

Little minds always think for revange.

 

[King’asti]

Mmh, kufanyia barter trade mwili wako ni dhambi kubwa zaidi bwana. Bora hata ufanye for pleasure. Wont you feel dirty afterwards? Whatever happened na kusali and stuff? You sounded better than that anyway...

I aint judging you manake i am still in bed and if my boss dares to call me i will say im in a hospital lounge. Lakini hii mambo mie mshamba kidogo, wacha nikae kando. Basi tu nashangaa jinsi ambavyo show za mjini hazinipi shida. Having no show is also a show by itself, dontcha think?

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! Sio show za town wala kijijini suala ni kuwa DHARAU ZINAUMA SANAAAAAA! Kuignore ni kuahirisha tatizo! Ndo nikubali niazirike jumla jumla na kuwa kituko au nijirudishe in my position TWENDE SAWA!

MBONA WAKE ZA WATU WENGI WANAGAWA BUREEEEEEEEEE NA KULIPIA WAKAZWE!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! Sitokuwa wakwanza au wa mwisho! (I aint judging anybody ila mambo haya yapo kwa jamii zetu) so TAASIS YA NDOA AINT SACRED NO MORE KAMA UNAVOIWEKA!

Afterall Kuiba, kusema uongo, et al ZOTE ZAMBI TU! So na nyie MSIPOLISH mambo ionekane hii zambi ndo kubwa sanaaa! Kwenye hierachy ya zile amri hii ya 9 uone isivo na umuhimu! LOL!

HAKUNA ALIE MSAFI!

 

[lara 1]

Duh!,ndio maana we mdada kila siku stori zako ni khs kuwa na mpenzi mwenye fedha,kumbe ulikuwa na maana yako aisee,sasa umeamua kuingilia ndoa za watu baada ya kukosa mtu aliye single umtakaye,acha hzo mdada,huo sio mpango,wakiku-ufoo saro utamlaumu nani?,fikiri kabla hujatenda,na fikiria ukiisambaratisha ndoa ya watu iliyopewa kibali na mungu utakuwa umejiweka wapi kiroho,pole sana mdada!!,JF is never boring kwa kweli!

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Guilty as charged, hapo kwenye kuingilia ndoa! Hay ya kukosa mtu single sio kweli, ishu ni kuwa mtu single anapatikana kabisaa, tatizo ni kuwa mimi saivi siko in Romantic mood! Nawaza na kuwazua nitoboe vipi, sasa kuwa na mtu single ni kumpa stress tu na yeye!

Nimefikiria sanaaa kuhusu ndoa kusambaratika ndo maana I DECIDED TO DO IT IN DISCREET AND UTMOST CARE! Hatojua kabisaaa!

 

[Sista]

Sista you make me smile! At this point I NEED MONEY! LOTS OF MONEY!!!!!! And DONT FORGET I DONT HAVE THE PLEASURE TO CHOOSE HOW I GET THE DAMN MONEY!

Mume wa mtu arudi tu kwa mkewe haina nomaa, mimi namuhitaji for TEMPORARY use! Na sio kuwa huyo mume wa mtu ana SHIDA SANAAAA YA K, Noooo! Ni mtu na pesa zake, so supply ya K kwake sio ya kusua sua mwaka mzima! Upo hapo!

Its just that he has been nice to me, i dont want to treat him like a fool he is not! HE IS A MAN AND I WANT TO TREAT HIM LIKE A MAN! Hata ningetaka anisaidie bureee angenisaidia tu, sio ishu sanaaa kwake!

I just GOT LUCKY mtu mwenye disposable income enjoys my company at times like these!

Swali la kizushi shem wetu naye alisepa kabisa baada ya ajali. Kama hakujali laana zote za dunia zimwangalie yeye

 

[lara 1]

Mmh, kufanyia barter trade mwili wako ni dhambi kubwa zaidi bwana. Bora hata ufanye for pleasure. Wont you feel dirty afterwards? Whatever happened na kusali and stuff? You sounded better than that anyway...

I aint judging you manake i am still in bed and if my boss dares to call me i will say im in a hospital lounge. Lakini hii mambo mie mshamba kidogo, wacha nikae kando. Basi tu nashangaa jinsi ambavyo show za mjini hazinipi shida. Having no show is also a show by itself, dontcha think?

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAPI IMEANDIKWA HII ZAMBI KUBWA NA HII NI NDOGO??????????? Usichakachue maandiko bibi dada! UFANYE BURE UUZE MWISHOWE MOTO TU HAINA MJADALA!

Dhambi ni dhambi tu, sema jamii out of your insecurities mnaleta stigma ya kujilinda against baadhi ya dhambi!

 

[sokwe]

Hivi kweli umeumia au ni porojo tu? Unataka kusikia walimwengu watachangia nn!

 

[lara 1]

Swali la kizushi shem wetu naye alisepa kabisa baada ya ajali. Kama hakujali laana zote za dunia zimwangalie yeye

Yupo! Tena amenifaa si kidogo! Lakini kama ujuavyo na hizi stress nimemdrive kwenye edge kabisaaa! HE WANTS TO HELP ME BUT HE CANT! What a sad world!

Na mimi siwezi kuendelea kuishi hivi. I justcant accept defeat! IM DOING THIS FOR ME AND MY FUTURE!

Na yeye anaweza kuwa na mademu wengine vilevile! Mjini hapa usimwangalie mtu usoni kupima uaminifu!

 

[Vin Diesel]

IT IS EASIER SAID THAN DONE!!!!!!!!!!!! Unafikiri Doc!

We all need to get our hands dirty and sacrifice once in a while TO PAY THE PRICE for success! IF A CAT WASHES ITS HAND IT CAN DINE WITH THE KINGS! Sasa hapa kwenye kuwash hands ndo UTRATRAAAAAA! A SISTER GOTTA MAKE A HARD DECISION FOR HER FUTURE!

Ngoja niitishe kikao cha ukoo asee....kuna uwezekano wamekupiga kipapai ndugu yangu...
.ila ujue kuwa if u decide to go down that road,there are consequences to bear...Kuna rafiki yangu mmoja alipata niambia kuwa kwa kila kitu twafanya tukubali matokeo yake...mazuri na mabaya....upo tayari kwa hilo?

 

[Sista]

Yupo! Tena amenifaa si kidogo! Lakini kama ujuavyo na hizi stress nimemdrive kwenye edge kabisaaa! HE WANTS TO HELP ME BUT HE CANT! What a sad world!

Na mimi siwezi kuendelea kuishi hivi. I justcant accept defeat! IM DOING THIS FOR ME AND MY FUTURE!

Na yeye anaweza kuwa na mademu wengine vilevile! Mjini hapa usimwangalie mtu usoni kupima uaminifu!

Haya bidada lara 1 usisahau tu kubeba kibox cha condom kwenye pochi yetu. im just wishing you lucky in your new carrier. lol

 

[Raimundo]

Hukupaswa kusoma yote

Kweli labda isingeniumiza hivi nilivyoumia.

 

[KakaJambazi]

MAMA YAKO ANAKOPESHA NA KUGAWA BURE! Nenda kule ndo bei poa!

Tangaza dau tukutoe kwenye hilo lindi la umaskini wewe!

...............Be humble like ur Mother.

 

[lara 1]

All that blah blah doesnt change the fact that you are a s.lutty bit.ch,..a w.hore!!i wish they fook you till you red u a.ss hole!!!mxiuuuuuuu....fook you!

CHOKO na wewe umeona hapo umeongea! You must be GAY! I cant imagine a man being SO BI.TCHY infron of the PUBLIC! Nahisi huko uliko umeweka VIDOLE JUUU! Hahahaaaaaaaa!

 

[lara 1]

So delusional, cheap and very outrageous
Umeniudhi sana Lara 1
Remember at one time you wanted to be my marriage counsellor?

Times have changed for the worst, so do the people! I am sorry I DISAPPOINTED YOU! Bad things happen that change good people like me! Maisha ndo yalivyo!

 

[lara 1]

Tangaza dau tukutoe kwenye hilo lindi la umaskini wewe!

...............Be humble like ur Mother.

WHAT A LOSER!!!!!!! Najisikia KICHEFUCHEFU hata kujibu hii coment achia mbali kutangaza hilo dau! Hii ndo LAST coment from me. You dont deserve MY PRECIOUS TIME AND EFFORTS hata kwa kukutukana!

 

[lara 1]

Haya bidada lara 1 usisahau tu kubeba kibox cha condom kwenye pochi yetu. im just wishing you lucky in your new carrier. lol

Thank you, but mind you KARMA IS A BI.TCH MY DEAR!!!!!!!! Its not like she will stay with me FOREVER or something, i just wish/pray she doesn't get to you!

I have a career already! Nina MBA na CPA just tu kuwa kwa mishahara ya bongo pesa nazotaka nitazipata 2060 and i dont have the patience! This is like a CONTINGENCY plan.

 

[Neema Jonathan]

Utapona mguu utaanza kutibu UKIMWI ndio macho yatakutoka sawasawa.