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Nigerian police!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, May 6, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    A man was driving around 1.00 am alone in his car,he got to a check point.The policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.The policeman had nothing to ask again,in order to charge him,guess what the policeman said,'I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day,if you come get accident now who go go tell your people?'The man replied:I'm not alone,jesus christ is with me here,angel michael,angel gabriel,and angel raphael making a total of five people.The policeman said:"All these people inside your car?I charge you for overloading!
     
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    Kellerman New Member

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    Wow..its too funny.
     
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    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    :bange:
     
  4. emma-chriss

    emma-chriss Senior Member

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    Mbona hata police trafic wetu wapo hivyo. they cant let u go bila kukupa kosa!
     
  5. Avocado

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    That is fantastic,all the police in Africa are the same,njaa kali !
     
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    jamaa huwa hawana haya kabisa kwenye kuomba mshiko...ishakuwa haki yao
     
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    Hakuna kakwepee mpaka wakukamue ndo waridhike ukiwacheki mitumbo ni mimba iliyo pitiliza
     
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    asante kwa kutukumbusha
     
  10. Mshume Kiyate

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    hawana tofauti na trafic wetu wa pikipiki kwa kuomba pesa
     
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    Wote wana tabia sawa na hawa wa kwetu!
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    njaaaaaaaa.......!
     
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    hamna lolote nyie wenyewe mnaendesha migari yenu ina kasoro kibao...sheria za barabarani mnavunja ka amri ya sita what do you excpect...tena mshukuru sana maafande wanakula rushwa otherwise wangekua wanapiga fine live mbona mngeshafilisiwa wajameni
     
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