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New Year Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ejogo, Dec 30, 2010.

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    ejogo JF-Expert Member

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    1. A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says
    I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking.
    The man says. I am in the process of quitting.Right now
    I am in the middle of phase one. What's phase one?
    I've quit buying



    2. Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities.
    After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that
    you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'
    'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
    At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package.
    Delighted and excited she opened it quickly
    . There in her hand rested a book entitled:

    'The meaning of dreams'.
     
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    Ronnie New Member

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    Dude thoz r cul staf keep t up.
     
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    Jiah Member

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    Nimezikubali zote!
     
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    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha...good stuff!
     
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    boma2000 JF-Expert Member

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    Bravo!! both are real entertaining
     
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