1. A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says
I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking.
The man says. I am in the process of quitting.Right now
I am in the middle of phase one. What's phase one?
I've quit buying
2. Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities.
After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that
you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package.
Delighted and excited she opened it quickly
. There in her hand rested a book entitled:
'The meaning of dreams'.
I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking.
The man says. I am in the process of quitting.Right now
I am in the middle of phase one. What's phase one?
I've quit buying
2. Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities.
After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that
you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package.
Delighted and excited she opened it quickly
. There in her hand rested a book entitled:
'The meaning of dreams'.
