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New Viruses From Bongo

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Jan 19, 2009.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Jan 19, 2009
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    News Paper virus:
    Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

    Government virus:
    Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

    Opposition virus:
    Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the Kodi virus.

    Politically Correct virus:
    Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."

    Tanesco virus:
    Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

    Government Economist virus
    Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

    Citizen virus:
    Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.

    T.I.S.S virus:
    Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.

    EPA virus:
    Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

    Employer virus:
    Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

    Politician virus:
    The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

    ATC virus:
    You're in Dar but your data is in Cape Town.

    Wife virus:
    Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying to its own motherboard.

    Tax virus:
    Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.

    Chips & Eggs virus:
    Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self destructs only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural Area.

    Nike virus:
    Just does it.

    Political Part virus:
    Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

    USA virus:
    Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.

    TTCL virus:
    Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for Tshs. 455,500/-
     
  2. L

    Lorah JF-Expert Member

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    Jan 22, 2009
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    Ya ttcl si mchezo the same applied to dawasco so sad nani anaweza kutupatia antivirus ya hizi kwanza
     
  3. Modereta

    Modereta Senior Member

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    Jan 22, 2009
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    WEWE mkali, tengeneza anti-virus zake ili tupone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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