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Never suspect your husband

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Ambassador, Nov 4, 2010.

  1. Ambassador

    Ambassador JF-Expert Member

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    The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife
    was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she
    laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent Somalatha home for the
    weekend, and didn't inform the husband.

    ...That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
    "Excuse me my dear........my stomach," and disappeared towards the
    bathroom. The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back
    stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch the lights off
    when in he came silently............

    He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his willy, and got on
    top of her. When he finished and still panting, the wife said " You
    didn't expect to find me in this bed did you!!" and switched on the
    light.

    "Not indeed, Madam" said the gardener!!!.
     
  2. Gama

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    Ambassador, umetumwa na Kikwete ili yusahau kuwa kura zetu zimechakachuliwa? eeh!. Mwenzio nimecheka mpaka karibu niharibu keypad ya ka-nokia kangu. Mwe jamani kweli uchaguzi huu uishe tu ili tuchekeleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kwa raha na karaha zetu.
     
  3. WiseLady

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    ha ha ha ha smtyms suspect should be aside
     
  4. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani mama mwenye nyumba kafanywa na kijana shamba-boy!
     
  5. Elia

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    Kaliwaaaa!!!!??????? Vipi mzee angewakuta???
     
  6. Tuko

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    Chibooko...
     
  7. ENZO

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    Bi mdashi alifurahia akamuuliza lini 2tarudia tena.unacheza na shamba boy gia 12 km scania.
     
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    Kituko JF-Expert Member

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    sasa hapo mziki, ni pale mama anapotaka kutoka tu chumbani anakutana na Mzee mlangoni
     
  9. ENZO

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    oyah ki2ko entertirnment! upo pande hiz.
     
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    chanai JF-Expert Member

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    Eheeeeee, hiyo imetulia sana
     
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    willy = penis
     
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    Tofty JF-Expert Member

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    si mchezo!
     
  13. AcinonyxJubatus

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    :smile-big:
     
  14. Mwanghole

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    Halafu hiyo ya fasta fasta huwa ni tamu balaaaa.... Inaitwa "quickie"
     
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    Byo .....hii ni chiboko
     
  16. afrodenzi

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    hahahahaha lol this is cryz ... good fun tho :smile-big::smile-big:
     
  17. sister sista

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    hakuna siku nimecheka kama leo.sasa wakikutwa au anase mimba au wanogewe kutakua na vita hiyo nyumba balaa kwanza wivu wa maid na mama then gardener na baba.sipati picha
     
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    kama kweli baba anampataga house girl na bibie sasa amempata gardener ni ngoma drooo...
     
  19. Ambassador

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    Kwa kuwa ni room kwa housemaid hamna noma
     
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    Teh teh teh! Sasa wakati alikuwa anasikilizia mapigo alikuwa anawaza nini? Kwamba kumbe mume wangu akija huku anajituma zaidi?
     
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