Never argue with men they are natural born liars!!!!!

[The Finest]

TF upo mkuu
Nilikuona jana nyumba ya jirani aise
mambo vipi
BTW sijachakachua siredi please

Nipo banaa since tumeambiwa wanaume we are natural born liars wakati wanawake ndio wanatuzaa sielewi, nasikia border ya Namanga wana target FAT chicks lol!!!

 

[Mr Rocky]

Nipo banaa since tumeambiwa wanaume we are natural born liars wakati wanawake ndio wanatuzaa sielewi, nasikia border ya Namanga wana target FAT chicks lol!!!

Washasema siku nyingi sana kuwa wanaume wote ni watoto wa mama mmoja maana kwa mambo mengi tunafanana na zaidi zaidi uongo

 

[Shantel]

kuna wanawake nao nuksi kwa uongo

 

[The Boss]

beautifull liars....lol

 

[Mabagala]

sisi wengine ambao sio mawakili hapo tutajiteteaje? uongo gani utasema?

 

[kuru]

and women are natural born angels??

no human human being is perfect bt men ....toooooo much!!!!

 

[charndams]

kuna wanawake nao nuksi kwa uongo

hebu toa mifano basi sweety tuwaumbue saa hii. hapa JF tunataka wakweli tu. tukimshika mwongo tu moja kwa moja kwa mod.

 

[The Finest]

no human human being is perfect bt men ....toooooo much!!!!

How do you describe too much??

 

[Kigarama]

Mhhhhhhhh

Sijui kwa nini ule Mkutano wao waliupeleka Beijing kwa wachina?? Naona leo wamejitengezea jamvi lao, ukikomaa sana utaishia kusutwa!

 

[Kigarama]

Who should have apologized in this case? One of the renowned lawyers in Texas had made love to a city prostitute who unfortunately forgot to take her pant from the lawyer's car. Afterward he drove home and as usual the wife came out with open arms, hugged him warmly and led him to the house.

The man then remembered, 'Honey please rush to the car and get some chicken. Sorry I forgot to bring it with me after the hug.' The lady dashes to the car. What met her eyes? A woman's pant!!!!!! 'Caught this idiot today' she thought. 'You thought you could escape this time round!' She muttered.

With all her strength she tore the pant into pieces and rushed back to the husband ready to tear him down. During all this time ' the man had realized his folly and was ready. He was smart enough. 'Now why do you ruin my life?' the lady asked. 'You ! Do you realize what you have just done!?' the husband stammered outrageously 'That's the case worth ten million dollars I told you about yesterday and the pant was the rape evidence.

What am I going to present before court tomorrow? Why do you rush into action without consulting me first? You must produce that item!' Unbelievably the wife was so sorry. She even went to look for the torn pieces and brought back to her husband with a promise never to repeat the mistake. She wouldn't imagine her husband losing 10 million. Really who should have apologized?

NEVER ARGUE WITH MEN THEY ARE NATURAL BORN LIARS!!!!! MOST CAN MAKE GOOD LAWYERS, THEY JUST CHOOSE WRONG CAREERS '!!!!!

Nilikuwa natafuta njia ya kutokea NJE bahati mbaya nikapita hapa. Naomba MNISAMEHE.

 

[Caroline Danzi]

waaaaooooo thats fantastic kuru hii imetulia,99% truth

ukitaka kujua imetulia ijaribiu kwa MKEO!!!!!

 

[Caroline Danzi]

sisi wengine ambao sio mawakili hapo tutajiteteaje? uongo gani utasema?

Unamwambia umemenunulia ukaamua kuijaribu mwenyewe kabla ya ya kumletea.

 

[Husninyo]

And women are natural born angels??

absolute yes.

 

[klorokwini]

hehehe ukitaka kujua nani muongo zaidi jalibu sku moja uongozane na waifu wako mkapime DNA ya mtoto, Nakuhakikishia utaenda na taxi utalejeshwa home na ambulance.

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Unamwambia umemenunulia ukaamua kuijaribu mwenyewe kabla ya ya kumletea.

Nadhani itakuwa vizuri zaidi ili ashushiwe na mikwenzi ya kisogoni!

 

[anaconda]

true you're ok

 

[Kigarama]

Nadhani itakuwa vizuri zaidi ili ashushiwe na mikwenzi ya kisogoni!

Mhh! Miye sitii neno hapo!