Never argue with a woman

Lukolo

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Dec 2, 2009
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.


Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, ( thinking , 'Isn't that obvious ? ')


'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.


'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'


'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'For reading a book,' she replies ,


'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'


'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault ,' says the woman.


'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.


'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'


'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


My Take: wanawake wengi huwa wanatumia sex harassment kama fimbo ya kupatia mahitaji yao au kuwanyanyasa wanaume. Kuna haja ya baadhi ya sheria kurekebishwa ili wanaume tusinyanyasike kijinsia pia.[/FONT]
 
umeshawahi kunyanyaswa...! hebu tupe kidogo ulifanywa nini katika hayo manyanyaso..? funguka m-baba
 
Wanawake wengine ni pasua kichwa anawez kukup kesi ucyo tarajia maishan mwako. Kuna mdada alishanbambikizia kesi ya kijinga. Sourc alintak nkinjinje nae nkamtolea mbavun bac ikaw balaa kwangu. Nlikaa polic cku 3.
 
Hahahaa being a woman pays! Especialy when you have an active mind and know how and when 2 use it lol.
 

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