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Nenda ukauzime mshumaa!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wangu, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. W

    Wangu Member

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    Bwana mmoja na mkewe waliishi miaka mingi bila kupata mtoto. Walifanya kila waliloweza, hospitalini, waganga, washauri, lakini bila mafanikio. Hatimaye baada ya kushauriwa na mtu wao wa karibu kwamba waende kanisani kuombewa, wakaenda. Wakamkuta padri na kumweleza shida yao. Padri akawaambia wana bahati sana kwani siku mbili zijazo anatarajia kwenda Roma kwa baba Mtakatifu, akasema akifika huko atawawashia mshumaa wa baraka na kwamba utakapowaka nao watapata mtoto. Kisha akafanya sala na wakaachana. Padri alikwenda Roma na alikaa huko miaka mitano akiwa masomoni. Baada ya miaka hiyo akarudi hapa Tanzania. Yule bwana aliposikia padri amerudi alikwenda haraka kumwona. Padri alifurahi sana kumwona yule bwana na mara moja akamuuliza hali ya familia yake. Jamaa akamwambia padri kwamba hicho ndio kilichompeleka pale. Akamwambia "padri mwaka ule ulipoondoka, mke wangu alizaa mapacha wawili, mwaka uliofuata alizaa mapacha watatu, mwaka uliopita aliza mapacha wanne, na sasa ni mjamzito! Tafadhali padri NENDA UKAUZIME MSHUMAA!"
     
  2. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    salute mkuu wangu ,sasa mbona mshtmaa wenyewe hauzimiki,atajuuuta kudadeki zake hadi mapacha mia moja
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hii kali uzao mara tatu watoto tisa.......ahahahahahahaaah, huo mshumaa hadi uishe watafika watoto mia!!
     
  4. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! mpaka padre arudi roma akazime mshumaa jamaa inabidi afanye taratibu za kufungua cheichei yake kwa ajili ya familia yake halafu yeye anakuwa mwalimu mkuu mkewe awe mwalimu wa taaluma.
     
  5. B

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    azimi mtu mshumaa c alitaka mwenyewe kwani aliitwa
     
  6. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Kaaazi kweli kweli...!
     
  7. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Imeandikwa mzae mkaijaze dunia, hazimi mtu mshumaa mpaka dunia ijae..
     
  8. Godfrida

    Godfrida Member

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    unajua nmepress kweli iyo CTRL + W NILICHOKIONA MHHHHHH
     
  9. Wang'wise

    Wang'wise JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha hahaaha haaaaa
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo sio balaa, ni bahati. Kama ingekuwa ni pesa zinamiminika, angesema mshumaa ukazimwe? akomae tu alee watoto.
     
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    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Oya padri! hakuna kwenda kuzima hiyo ki2 mpaka 2one mwisho wake bana c alitaka mwenyewe.
     
  12. Amavubi

    Amavubi JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu jamaaa yaani hakumbuki kwamba kibiriti cha mshumaa anacho mwenyewe?????
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Hah hah hah.... Angefunga kizazi.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa ! Inaonekana wanajituma ileile hakuna kulala.
     
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    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha mambo ya mshumaa hayo
     
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    nimeikubali...teh teh
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    umeona eeh !
     
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