Ndio maana siwamini wanawake.....................

Shinto

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One afternoon a husband arrived home with sad news for his wife...

Husband: Wife, I just received a call, mother(mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral? Please write a list and then we can go.

Wife: A list won't be necessary, we'll just get 2 cabbages & 2 liters of cooking oil.
Husband: Is it going to be enough?

Wife: No need to waste money, of course its going to be enough! (They left for town and after getting two cabbages and 2 liters of cooking oil, the husband asked his wife again if that was all. She emphasised the issue of not wasting money on the funeral. They the hit the road towards the village and where the road branches to different villages, the husband driving, took a turn to his wife's home.)

Wife:
Where are we going, thought you said we are going to the funeral, your mother passed away. Husband: Yes we are; its YOUR mother who passed away.

Wife (shocked & crying): But that grocery is not enough! Lets go back and get some more stuff!

Husband: NO! I asked you over and over if it was all that was needed and you said "yes"; so we are not going back!

Moral: The word of God apply to every facet of our lives, whether we believe it or not. Greed is one of God's enemies...Be Blessed friends, and remember whatever that you want it done to you; do it to others!!!
 
One afternoon a husband arrived home with sad news for his wife...

Husband: Wife, I just received a call, mother(mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral? Please write a list and then we can go.

Wife: A list won't be necessary, we'll just get 2 cabbages & 2 liters of cooking oil.
Husband: Is it going to be enough?

Wife: No need to waste money, of course its going to be enough! (They left for town and after getting two cabbages and 2 liters of cooking oil, the husband asked his wife again if that was all. She emphasised the issue of not wasting money on the funeral. They the hit the road towards the village and where the road branches to different villages, the husband driving, took a turn to his wife's home.)

Wife:
Where are we going, thought you said we are going to the funeral, your mother passed away. Husband: Yes we are; its YOUR mother who passed away.

Wife (shocked & crying): But that grocery is not enough! Lets go back and get some more stuff!

Husband: NO! I asked you over and over if it was all that was needed and you said "yes"; so we are not going back!

Moral: The word of God apply to every facet of our lives, whether we believe it or not. Greed is one of God's enemies...Be Blessed friends, and remember whatever that you want it done to you; do it to others!!!

inahuzunisha but ndo ukweli lazima tuukubali...
 
ilikuwepo mwezi uliopita umebadili jina la thread tu, ila jitahidi muda mwingine kuleta mpya zaidi
 
Hii ni hali halisi, asa kwanini imewekwa kwenye jokes nikaiacha kuisoma muda wote huo?
 
Tuwapende wake zetu, ila tusiwaamini mia kwa mia! kwani hii ni hali halisi vichwani kwao..
Akijenga nyumba ndani ya ndoa ni yake peke yake, akifa wewe huwezi kurithi hiyo; Ila akijenga mwanaume ni ya kwenu nyote, ukifa ni ya kwake.............Hizi ndo falsafa za wanawake!
 
Its true pals; I have witnessed this same scenario. Men do not think like weeeeeee-men. Men are abstract while weeee-men are not. Lies comes from weee-men since time in memorial when GOD created earth
 

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