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Ndio maana siwamini wanawake.....................

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Shinto, Aug 6, 2011.

  1. Shinto

    Shinto JF-Expert Member

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    One afternoon a husband arrived home with sad news for his wife...

    Husband: Wife, I just received a call, mother(mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral? Please write a list and then we can go.

    Wife: A list won't be necessary, we'll just get 2 cabbages & 2 liters of cooking oil.
    Husband: Is it going to be enough?

    Wife: No need to waste money, of course its going to be enough! (They left for town and after getting two cabbages and 2 liters of cooking oil, the husband asked his wife again if that was all. She emphasised the issue of not wasting money on the funeral. They the hit the road towards the village and where the road branches to different villages, the husband driving, took a turn to his wife's home.)

    Wife:
    Where are we going, thought you said we are going to the funeral, your mother passed away. Husband: Yes we are; its YOUR mother who passed away.

    Wife (shocked & crying): But that grocery is not enough! Lets go back and get some more stuff!

    Husband: NO! I asked you over and over if it was all that was needed and you said "yes"; so we are not going back!

    Moral: The word of God apply to every facet of our lives, whether we believe it or not. Greed is one of God's enemies...Be Blessed friends, and remember whatever that you want it done to you; do it to others!!!
     
  2. Bushbaby

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    inahuzunisha but ndo ukweli lazima tuukubali...
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    pumbaaaaaf!
    natamani ingekua kweli.
     
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    pomo JF-Expert Member

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    ilikuwepo mwezi uliopita umebadili jina la thread tu, ila jitahidi muda mwingine kuleta mpya zaidi
     
  5. Edgar011

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    Good one,nice message! This is kind of things we need!
     
  6. Rogie

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    Yap...that's how these creatures are..
     
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    Lazima atakua mchaga tu huyo mwanamke!
     
  8. KakaJambazi

    KakaJambazi JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ni hali halisi, asa kwanini imewekwa kwenye jokes nikaiacha kuisoma muda wote huo?
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Nitaijaribu hii kaeni chinjo maana sijaoa
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    sorry chinjo for chonjo
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    hakuna tatzo maana hata mimi kwangu ni mpya sikuiona that day
     
  12. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! somo hilo
     
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    Kichebwax hood Member

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    Weng ndo walvyo
     
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    thanks mkuu, wamepata ujumbee
     
  15. Kyalow

    Kyalow JF-Expert Member

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    big up mkuu leta nyingine
     
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    menyidyo JF-Expert Member

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    True nami nimeexperiance hilo.
     
  17. Shinto

    Shinto JF-Expert Member

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    Tuwapende wake zetu, ila tusiwaamini mia kwa mia! kwani hii ni hali halisi vichwani kwao..
    Akijenga nyumba ndani ya ndoa ni yake peke yake, akifa wewe huwezi kurithi hiyo; Ila akijenga mwanaume ni ya kwenu nyote, ukifa ni ya kwake.............Hizi ndo falsafa za wanawake!
     
  18. Mlango wa gunia

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    I still keep one of that type ! aaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh
     
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    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    Its true pals; I have witnessed this same scenario. Men do not think like weeeeeee-men. Men are abstract while weeee-men are not. Lies comes from weee-men since time in memorial when GOD created earth
     
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    A woman is a compulsory enemy a man must live with!
     
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