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Ndio maana siwaamini wanawake ..............................................

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by kuru, Sep 29, 2011.

  1. kuru

    kuru Member

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    EBU SOMENI HIKI KISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    One afternoon a husband arrived home with sad news for his wife...

    Husband: Wife, I just received a call, mother(mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral? Please write a list and then we can go.

    Wife: A list won't be necessary, we'll just get 2 cabbages & 2 liters of cooking oil.
    Husband: Is it going to be enough?

    Wife: No need to waste money, of course its going to be enough! (They left for town and after getting two cabbages and 2 liters of cooking oil, the husband asked his wife again if that was all. She emphasised the issue of not wasting money on the funeral. They the hit the road towards the village and where the road branches to different villages, the husband driving, took a turn to his wife's home.)

    Wife:
    Where are we going, thought you said we are going to the funeral, your mother passed away. Husband: Yes we are; its YOUR mother who passed away.

    Wife (shocked & crying): But that grocery is not enough! Lets go back and get some more stuff!

    Husband: NO! I asked you over and over if it was all that was needed and you said "yes"; so we are not going back!



     
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    charndams JF-Expert Member

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    its their nature. one sided figures. once you know this as a man take control of her and dont keep asking unnecessary questions
     
  3. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Asante kwa kutuletea MARUDIO.
     
  4. DASA

    DASA JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaahh..., nimependa sana hii..
     
  5. Mghoshingwa

    Mghoshingwa JF-Expert Member

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    This comes from jokes forum!
     
  6. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio maana siwaamini wanaume....................
    Kwanini hakumwambie mkewe ukweli?
     
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    Ndole JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa nini hakuwa na uzuni kwa kifo feki cha mama wa mme wake? huyo si mke bali.....
     
  8. data

    data JF-Expert Member

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    nice joke
     
  9. Jimmy Romio

    Jimmy Romio JF-Expert Member

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    Wanawake ni km volcano! huwa inalipuka mda wowote! ref oldonyo lengai!
     
  10. fabinyo

    fabinyo JF-Expert Member

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    ........ehh,kweli kapatikan!
     
  11. Bambanza jr.

    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    Like ur post"
     
  12. Evarm

    Evarm JF-Expert Member

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    "Umedesa", si utengeneze ya kwako? Be creative bwana sio copy and paste
     
  13. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    wajerumani wanasema 'typish'.
     
  14. Sabry001

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    Thanx God am a woman!
     
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