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muhamed na josef msikitini

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Shiwawa, Mar 10, 2012.

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    Shiwawa Member

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    Kulikuwa na wakristo wawili walikuwa
    wana njaa kweli siku 3 hawajala
    wakaona msikiti moja akamwambia
    mwenza pale msikiti hatuwez pata
    chakula mpaka tuwe waislamu sasa
    tubadilishe majina moja akasema me ntajita muhamad mwenzake aka kata
    asema sibadili jina me naitwa josef hvyo
    hvyo wakaingia masjid asalamu
    alekum masheikh walekum salam josef
    akasema aise sheikh me naitwa josef
    nina njaa kweli masheikh wakamulize mwenzako atwa nani akasema
    muhamad masheikh aise mleteni josef
    chakula na we muhamad maswaum
    makbul haha alijuta whay kajita
    muhamad
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Joke nzuri ila maneno ya mwisho aliyotamka huyo shehe siyajui maana yake.Hii imeniondolea 'full taste' ya joke. Tafadhali asitokee mwanaJF na kusema joke hii ina udini.Hakuna kitu kama hicho hapa. Only a pure joke without anti-faith undertones. Halafu neno dogo kwa mleta joke:Kitu kinachoitwa punctuation ni adui yako?
     
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    chief72 JF-Expert Member

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    Just a joke,hakuna udin hapo,by the way am a muslim lakin am grant that a joke,
     
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    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    yaani alimaanisha kumtakia kheri ktk kufunga bila shaka ilikua siku ya kufunga na kama yeye ni Muhammad moja kw moja alipaswa kuwa kwnye swaum!so akaambiwa SWAUM MAQBUL!
     
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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Shukran kwa ufahamisho!
     
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