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Mtoto Genius...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bushbaby, Jun 9, 2011.

  1. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.

    The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

    Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

    Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
    Harry: "9".
    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    Harry: "36".

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.

    The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

    Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agree.

    Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

    Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Harry: "Pockets."

    Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"

    Ms Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Harry: Coconut

    Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry said: Bubblegum

    Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer. Harry said: Shake hands

    Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Harry: Yep.

    Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Harry: Tent

    Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. Harry: Wedding Ring

    Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Harry: Nose

    Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Harry: Arrow

    Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? Harry: Fire truck

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."
  2. Obe

    Obe JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani principal alijua dogo atajibu majibu ya utumbo anayoyawaza mf F......K kwenye dot aliongeza U na C, nzuri sana
  3. Bushbaby

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    hah ha ha ha
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    driller JF-Expert Member

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    aaaah dogo ni nnoumer kwa kukwepa.... ingekua mitoto yetu ya kizazi cha nyoka huku bongo...wangejikuta wote ni wachumba kwenye maujuzi ya hayo mavitu dogo peke yake ndio angekua juu....!