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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, May 17, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kweli Bro, hawa warombo wamepitiliza bana. Hebu cheki kisa hiki cha kweli kilichotokea US; Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

    5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Silayo, Tanzanian living in USA .Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people left the room.Silayo says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay I'll give it a try.

    Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people left the room. Silayo says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

    Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people left the room. Silayo says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

    Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Russian to leave. 498 people left the room. Silayo says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Russian but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

    Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Russian, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' and Calmly, Silayo turns to the other candidate and says `shimbony shafo bana!'

    The other candidate answers 'sicha kabsa mleu mbonyi saa kasi wana wai wecha kabsi nkwi ukeri si ku si mleu. Silayo nikunu ma mtoni ngikeri fo ngisengeta eleri mndu chu aicha wachaka nyi fo ruwa. The other candidate answers'lasma atumanye wachaka tukeri kila handu.

    Bill Gates hired them immediately thinking that they were speaking Russian..
     
  2. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... mbavu sina! wachaga noma
     
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    Kinabo Member

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    Thanks, you made my day. We acha tu nimecheka ile mbaya. Lakini lugha iliyokuwa inatumika sio Kirombo bali Kivunjo.
     
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    Ndokororo Member

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    yee!mchaka noma sana mangi
     
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    Ndokororo Member

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    ni kweli kabisa arawa.kicho kama c kimarangu ni kichaga cha mamba mwika.
     
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    PayGod JF-Expert Member

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    mdau asante sana kwa kichekesho, nimefurah sana
     
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    roselyne1 JF-Expert Member

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    hahhah nimeipenda....
     
  8. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks, in life we need to accept taking risks sometimes if we want to survive. Ingawa wanasema kunguru mwoga huishi miaka mingi zaidi.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Kabisa mkuu risk muhimu kama unataka success pia.Nice joke.
     
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    Mtokambalisana Member

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    Thanks mdau, ila hicho si kirombo nadhani kama sio kimarangu ni kimwika. Ila nice joke, long live chaggas! good fighters!
     
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    skipper JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha
     
  12. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaa! Sipati picha kama wangekuwa hawaelewani lugha ingekuwaje.
     
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    fredmlay JF-Expert Member

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    Mamba, Marangu, Mwika, Kilema, Kirua wote hao lugha yao kivunjo
     
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    shoshte Senior Member

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    nice one you made my evening:dance::smow:
     
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    Kiresua JF-Expert Member

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    Ha aise hawa jamaa noma
     
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