Mostly to Dadaz ( Blind date)

[Mbimbinho]

Uchumba wa siku hizi! yaani hujamuona ushajua kwamba ni wife to be?

Aaah sis Gaga, siku hizi kila kitu ni mtandao tu.., kama maduka yamehamia mtandaoni, ntashindwaje kumtafuta wa ubani mtandaoni??

 

[Gaga]

Aaah sis Gaga, siku hizi kila kitu ni mtandao tu.., kama maduka yamehamia mtandaoni, ntashindwaje kumtafuta wa ubani mtandaoni??

Sikatai ila kufanya maamuzi ya kusema wafe to be hata kabla hamjaonana face to face hii ndio imenishangaza

 

[Mbimbinho]

Sikatai ila kufanya maamuzi ya kusema wafe to be hata kabla hamjaonana face to face hii ndio imenishangaza

Nachomaanisha ni kwamba, I luv her n kama we'll make it na tukaelewana then we may get goin kwa further notice.., hop u elewa me..))

 

[Gaga]

Nachomaanisha ni kwamba, I luv her n kama we'll make it na tukaelewana then we may get goin kwa further notice.., hop u elewa me..))

Kwa hiyo ulijua unampenda kwa kuangalia picha na maongezi tu ya kwenye simu?

 

[The Analyst]

Mimi ni Mkaka. Kama huyo mdada ni mjanja na anajiamini basi hadi hapo ulipo umeshafail. Unataka kufanya maigizo ili kum-impress demu siku ya kwanza. Sasa baadaye itakuwaje? Just be yourself na usionekane kumtetemekea saaana! Fanya care ya kawaida tu kama kumsogezea kiti akae vizuri na mkikutana bar, ukiona wahudumu wa kike wanachelewa, nenda mwenyewe kachukue vinyaji ..........a a a ....hii hapana..... Bwana ee!... subiri majibu yao wenyewe.... Unajua hawana tabia za kufanana hawa viumbe. Wengine wanatakiwa washangae kwanza ndiyo wafall wakati wengine wanahitaji kuogopa ndiyo wafall.
Kuna mmoja huyo ilibidi nimshushe majivuno kwanza mbele wenzake ndiyo nikampata (Bahati mbaya hakuwa style ya kuoa...hivyo nilipotaka kuoa ilibidi nimkwepe nikaoe wa kuoa. Unaijua tofauti?).

hahahahaa.., KakaJambazi vp tena mkuu, ntashindwaje mjua jina wyf to be? jst nataka ni-reach her expectations...!

 

[Eiyer]

Bado sijafikiri cha kusema kwa sasa,nitarudi!

 

[Nazjaz]

Habari zenu wanaMMU.,Jamani, mi mwenzenu wiki ijayo ntakuwa na blind date. Huyu shemeji yenu nilimjulia thru rafiki yangu ambaye ni best frnd wake (mutual friend wetu) n since then we've been comunicating through chat or phone. But I never met her n we've been in relationship for more than a year now. She lives n Dar n I live a thousands miles away. (Though we'd been misunderstanding sometimes but I honestly love her n if God wishes, then further notice zitafuata). Sasa jamani, naombeni tips kidogo. Kwa wadada (mostly) hivi unavyokutana na BF kwa mara ya kwanza,

1. Ni kitu gani ambacho unakiangalia kwake first time once you see him?
2. NI vitu gani ambavyo mnapenda/mtapenda your date to have when you meet him.

Kwa wakaka,Waheshimiwa hope mnauzoefu kwenye mambo haya, plz any advice (Mwenzenu ndo naandaa shamba, so lazima niandae pembejeo zote muhimu)Note: ushauri with JOkes ruksa, but with Kejeli plz anza kusoma upya hii sentence..!!

Personally, kwanza naangalia viatu, kisha nywele, pia naangalia sauti na na,na unavyo pronounce maneno. Intelligence na jinsi ulivyo mchangamfu na mcheshi.Ukiwa na shobo za kujimwagia misifa, kujidai na kuji mwambafy kwa kweli ntakuwa sina muda na wewe.

 

[Papa Mopao]

Personally, kwanza naangalia viatu, kisha nywele, pia naangalia sauti na na,na unavyo pronounce maneno. Intelligence na jinsi ulivyo mchangamfu na mcheshi.Ukiwa na shobo za kujimwagia misifa, kujidai na kuji mwambafy kwa kweli ntakuwa sina muda na wewe.

Hapo hapo,twende taratibu, viatu vina uhusiano gani na personality ya mtu?

 

[Gaga]

Hapo hapo,twende taratibu, viatu vina uhusiano gani na personality ya mtu?

Mguu mkuu kuanzia namba tisa hivi, nafikiri anamaanisha hivo

 

[Gaga]

Mimi ni Mkaka. Kama huyo mdada ni mjanja na anajiamini basi hadi hapo ulipo umeshafail. Unataka kufanya maigizo ili kum-impress demu siku ya kwanza. Sasa baadaye itakuwaje? Just be yourself na usionekane kumtetemekea saaana! Fanya care ya kawaida tu kama kumsogezea kiti akae vizuri na mkikutana bar, ukiona wahudumu wa kike wanachelewa, nenda mwenyewe kachukue vinyaji ..........a a a ....hii hapana..... Bwana ee!... subiri majibu yao wenyewe.... Unajua hawana tabia za kufanana hawa viumbe. Wengine wanatakiwa washangae kwanza ndiyo wafall wakati wengine wanahitaji kuogopa ndiyo wafall.
Kuna mmoja huyo ilibidi nimshushe majivuno kwanza mbele wenzake ndiyo nikampata (Bahati mbaya hakuwa style ya kuoa...hivyo nilipotaka kuoa ilibidi nimkwepe nikaoe wa kuoa. Unaijua tofauti?).

Meipenda hii

 

[Papa Mopao]

Mguu mkuu kuanzia namba tisa hivi, nafikiri anamaanisha hivo

Hahahahaa! kwa hiyo chini ya hapo ni shaka au?

 

[Mbimbinho]

Kwa hiyo ulijua unampenda kwa kuangalia picha na maongezi tu ya kwenye simu?

Nop, jst ni feelings tu, pia navyoongea nae huwa naona kabisa kuwa naongea na mtu anayejitambua na mtu ambaye yupo serious with what she believes.

Mimi ni Mkaka. Kama huyo mdada ni mjanja na anajiamini basi hadi hapo ulipo umeshafail. Unataka kufanya maigizo ili kum-impress demu siku ya kwanza. Sasa baadaye itakuwaje? Just be yourself na usionekane kumtetemekea saaana! Fanya care ya kawaida tu kama kumsogezea kiti akae vizuri na mkikutana bar, ukiona wahudumu wa kike wanachelewa, nenda mwenyewe kachukue vinyaji ..........a a a ....hii hapana..... Bwana ee!... subiri majibu yao wenyewe.... Unajua hawana tabia za kufanana hawa viumbe. Wengine wanatakiwa washangae kwanza ndiyo wafall wakati wengine wanahitaji kuogopa ndiyo wafall.
Kuna mmoja huyo ilibidi nimshushe majivuno kwanza mbele wenzake ndiyo nikampata (Bahati mbaya hakuwa style ya kuoa...hivyo nilipotaka kuoa ilibidi nimkwepe nikaoe wa kuoa. Unaijua tofauti?).

Kaka asante, ofcoz I'l be myself broda..!!

Personally, kwanza naangalia viatu, kisha nywele, pia naangalia sauti na na,na unavyo pronounce maneno. Intelligence na jinsi ulivyo mchangamfu na mcheshi.Ukiwa na shobo za kujimwagia misifa, kujidai na kuji mwambafy kwa kweli ntakuwa sina muda na wewe.

Thnx NazJaz., wil do nidful on tht..!!

Mguu mkuu kuanzia namba tisa hivi, nafikiri anamaanisha hivo

Hmmm, ndo unamaanisha nini sis' Gaga? si unajua wengine mambo ya wahenga NIL....!